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arithmetock November 14 2003, 16:03:25 UTC
DO ME SATAN

I want to see if you can beat God in the sack

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the_hamlins November 14 2003, 16:07:36 UTC
Wal, shit fire! This hyar one time ah was in a patootie sack race wif Jesus an' ah was almost t'th' finish line an' dadburned eff'n he didn't try t'make me fall down by makin' it rain frogs! Ah doesn't knows whut his problem is. Ah imagine he's jest a so'e loser, but one kin't nary tell, ah reckon.

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arithmetock November 14 2003, 16:21:00 UTC
Satan's just jealous of your smokin' bod. I'll have a patootie sack race with you anytime you'd like, Paw. Just say the word.

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the_hamlins November 14 2003, 16:41:48 UTC
It is obvious by your statement that you did not read what Paw had to say. He stated that he was racing Jesus.

In our simple lives, there are always times when we must "race Jesus". We are, by God, wanted to be just like Him and it is very trying to anyone to go through this, but as it says in the Bible, it is a test. A test of courage and bravery.

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arithmetock November 14 2003, 16:48:37 UTC
Eh. Sorry Wally. My bad. I've got Satan on the brain tonight.

Hey Satan, if you're reading this, I'll be on AIM later, message me: themovieofmylife

Maybe we can schedule something for, say, Sunday afternoon, while everyone's at church?

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the_hamlins November 14 2003, 17:08:19 UTC
Sure thing, babe.
My username is rulerofhades666.

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the_hamlins November 14 2003, 17:33:00 UTC
Actually, I just fired my secretary.
Literally.

She was supposed to calls, but somehow my mother kept getting through. Yesterday, she said, "Lucifer, I know you haven't been eating enough vegetables." ... so I decided as soon as Christopher Reeve dies, I'll eat him.

Feel free to message me if you wish. I am online.

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the_hamlins November 14 2003, 18:46:28 UTC
I am terribly sorry for the disconnection, but something happened to AOL Instant Messenger and it will not allow me back on. I will hire you on a trial basis. All you need to do is screen my phone calls and if my mother calls, I am not here. Do you understand, mortal?

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