Y'all won't believe whut happened t'us. One of them flyin' saoocers lan'ed in our yard an' th' aliens stayed wif us fo' a few weeks an' th' entire time they was hyar, our power didn't wawk on account o' of th' radiashun they gave off! Fry mah hide! Th' whole block was out! Whuffo', jest t'other day, our refrigerato' started smellin' so bad, we had t'throw it out, sho'nuff inough. Now them varmints is gone an' we kin git back t'thin's. We doesn't speck them t'return, but we sho'nuff doesn't reckon they'll stay away. ah bet some of y'all missed us, an' we missed y'all too!
Wal, ah's tryin' t'fix all th' files on this hyar har computer whut th' radiashun screwed up, so yo'll haf some real updates later. Love yo' all, ah reckon.