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Ah swar! Ah've been usin' Metamucil fo' three weeks now an' it durn't he'p me nary a bit! A've even drunk prune juice an' ett bran muffins! Ah needs t'emppy mah bowels! It's like th' Hoosier Dam! Fry mah hide! Come on, varmints! Ah knows someone knows a secret o' two about movements!