Fluffy scratches!
(translated by ME, oliver_j_taco, since Fuzzy is too lazy:
You know, it's really hard to be a female these days. Queue JUST won't leave me alone. I don't understand what the big deal is. Is sex all he thinks about? I mean, it's not like it's the right time to do any sort of nesting right now. It's winter, whether he likes it or not. He won't even let me eat my nice juicy lettuce in peace. He has to try to dominate everything I do.
Someday, I'm just gonna have to sit on him. Afterall, he's still a pipsqueak. The black fuzz that hangs out by our house says he's got a "Nepoleonic complex," whatever it is. All I know, is that he's dinky in size (if you know what I mean) and he thinks he's ruler of our habitat.
SIGH- at least let me eat my lettuce!
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You know, it's really hard to be a female these days. Queue JUST won't leave me alone. I don't understand what the big deal is. Is sex all he thinks about? I mean, it's not like it's the right time to do any sort of nesting right now. It's winter, whether he likes it or not. He won't even let me eat my nice juicy lettuce in peace. He has to try to dominate everything I do.
Someday, I'm just gonna have to sit on him. Afterall, he's still a pipsqueak. The black fuzz that hangs out by our house says he's got a "Nepoleonic complex," whatever it is. All I know, is that he's dinky in size (if you know what I mean) and he thinks he's ruler of our habitat.
SIGH- at least let me eat my lettuce!
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