A sugar Coating of Pornography
So, Im a pirate.
i'm into Piracy. Me and my Music,movie,game,Software downloadingness. Especially if I just watched a movie I really like. Like, right after I watched "wedding Crashers", Came home, Downloaded it, and Blam. I was a silly happy bastard.
So Recently, i've been into The Comedy of "Dane Cook". He has two Cd's out right now. First one was, "Harmful If Swallowed". Second one, is "Retaliation", which contains 2 discs, and a DvD. So i'm all. *aarrrggghh* with my Pirate ways, downloaded the Cd's, and was like, "hmm.....I think i'll Get the Movie Version, As Well".
So i'm downloading. and i'm waiting, and Twords the End, I always get really excited. Like...any time its past 87%, i'm like, "WOO!" So Finally, it downloads. and I Double Click the file that says "Dane Cook. Retaliation. Mpeg"
And a Guy, Fucking a midget, bursts onto my screen.
I was like, WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?
look. If I wanted Black on white midget porn, I would go to the internet and serach out "Black on white midget" porn. Like...Seriously, Who hasn't Looked at porn on their Computer? Even Chicks I know, will be like, "omg, one night, just for fun, some friends came over, and we looked at some girls on the internet! LOL OMG, LMAO!!"
Which makes sense....cuz i've never looked at porn For anything other than fun. Or Entertainment Value.
like, i've never wanted Porn to Anger me.
Do a little clickity cilck, and then be all irate,
"GODDD, JUST PUT THE FUCKING PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH...JESUS CHRIST...I HATE YOU!"
although one time, I saw that "celeb" movie of Gena Lee, and the movie pissed me off cuz she kept bitching the whole time, and didn't seem like she wanted to Be in the movie.
I didn't appreciate her in that movie. I give it 4 thumbs down. And, it made me lose my Erection. That heartless bitch.
I got off Topic a little bit. Alright so, I guess all i'm saying is.. Dont sugar Coat a file with porn. or well...Dont call it something its not. If I wanted porn, i'd go fish it out.
You sons of bitches.