True Blood on Jerry Springer. (Bonus:
Out-takes from "I Will Rise Up.")
And finally, no vampire news would be complete without commentary by Nan Flanagan of the AVL:
"Well, this is just *beep*ing embarrassing. We need to focus on Vampire Rights, not a pissing match between *beep* tards. Frankly I'd like to *beep*ing drain the lot of them. Not that I condone that activity, or blowjobs, for that matter."