gacked from
so_spiffed:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I helped
redrover1980 across the street (6 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-741 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
the_grynne