from the formally published works of patrick

[the_gregulator]

hi.
guess who's back?

me! and my exciting life!

ok today i tricked rachel barloon into giving me a ride to the r-volt. she smoked 4 cigarettes.
the cobra has his den up.

i keep biting my lip to keep from calling him that. and to think me and donnie came up with it.

my ankle is nearly better.
i got some footy today with dr. jackal.

everyone avoids me. except the zoo loo krew. im glad some people avoid me though.

good to know that not everyone is a servant of the prince of lies. (maybe i'm being a little melodramatic)
today the last shipment came into revolt and let me tell you what i bought!

a set of royal trucks (to match my sweatshirt)
the new skateboard mag (with a picture of my friend eric in it)
a 24 pack of skaterade! (its just like redbull except it says "join the revolution" on it so instead of working at a skateshop called revolt i'm supporting whatever rebellion there is through my choice of energy drink
a chocolate hat (its not really chocolate)
and a new skateboard riding deck "what i do yo?"

i forgot mypod in dylans car so right now im sad.

i work at drug town now. and no i wont sell you alcohol. because haterade is just around the corner.

i need to go to sleep now.