Teenage angst sucks, especially when directed against you. Hrmph. And long-distance drama makes me wanna punch an asshole.
This puts a new spin on the old "serpent in the garden" thing...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15970442/ Imagine tossing a top-notch laptop into the sea, leaving scientists from a foreign culture to scratch their heads over it 2,000 years later...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15984363/ National Lampoon's "Lost Seinfeld Episode" staring Kramer... it explains so much.
http://zine.nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=247&Itemid=32 Bassem Youssef is the FBI's highest-ranking Arab-American agent. In fact, Youssef's undercover work helping to infiltrate the terror organization of the so-called "blind sheik," Sheik Omar Abdul Rahman, earned him the intelligence community's most-prestigious award, the National Intelligence Distinguished Service Medal.
"I don't believe that the FBI's doing everything it can to combat terrorism," the 18-year FBI veteran tells NBC News...The taped depositions, which have never been aired before, seem to reveal a stunning lack of knowledge about some terrorism basics.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16042604/