The Chronicles of LA: Bed of Roses

[the_great_ishmo]

After Ralph formed his army, he returned home to his wife Rose.. He tells her that this may be the last time they see each other for a while cause he is about to go to war. They settle in for a night of woo-hoo. Meanwhile, Ishmo learns from his troops that Ralph is still alive and has formed a resistance. Furious that Ralph escaped his trap, he sets out for Ralph's home. After many hours with Rose, Ralph gets a phone call from his General, Steve. "He's coming!" "What! how did he know i'm still alive?" "His soldiers must have found out about our resistance, and warned him." "I'm on my way." he turn to Rose and says "I have to go. He's coming right for us." "Oh, please come back to bed, he won't be here for a while. Just a few more minutes?" "Well, I really don't think...OK!" He dives back into bed and before you know it, its been over an hour. He gets another call, but this time from his guard at the front gate. "Where are you!?! He's here now! He's already killed a dozen guards and we haven't even laid eyes on him yet! We dont know where he..." *sound of throat being slit, followed by a pause, then Ishmo's voice* "Hey Ralphie boy. One, Two, Ishmo's coming for you." *dial tone* Ralph pulls a .50 Magnum out from under his bed. Rose hides in the closet. Ralph hides behind the door. Then the lights flicker, and go out. The door busts open. A figure can be seen standing in the doorway. There is a bright light coming from behind him so all you see is a dark outline. Ralph jumps out and screams "DIE YOU BASTARD!!!" He unloads his clip on him. The figure falls into the room right in front of Ralph. He realizes the it's not Ishmo. It was the guard who's throat was slit over the phone. Ishmo had proped him up in front of the door. Then Ishmo jumps in and thrust kicks Ralph in the chest, sending him back where he slammed against the closet door, scaring Rose, who then screamed. This gets Ishmo's attention. He waves his hand and the power of LA flings Ralph across the room where he fell on the floor and was held down be the power of LA. Ishmo open the door to find the very scared Rose. "Well, well, well, What have we here?" "Leave her alone you bastard! It's me you want!" "Wrong. It's you I want to suffer!" Rose yells "AZIZ, HELP ME!!!" "He can't save you now!" Ishmo draws out a old looking sword and plunges it deep into Roses Chest. She falls to the ground. Laughing, Ishmo walks over to the helpless Ralph, and wipes her blood off his sword on Ralph's shirt. He puts his sword away and walks out of the room still laughing. After a minute, Ralph become able to move. He quikly runs over to Rose who is dying. He holds her in his arms. She looks him straight in the eyes and says "LA" and then she died. Ralph stands, looks up in the air and yells "ISHMO!!!!!!" Meanwhile, Ishmo returns to his fortress. He finds a note taped to the front door. It reads...

"OWNAGE!!!
Be afraid....be very afraid....the hunter has become the hunted......every corner you turn....i'll be there.......every move you make.....i'll see........every step you take........i'll be three steps behind you just out of your sight..........I know your friends..........I know where you live.....Can you figure out who I am?......that's the challenge of it all.....after all.......i am.......tHE uNKNOWN oWNAGER............... I challenge you Ishmo...........Find out who I am before i get you......I will be the master!!!!!

-tHE uNKNOWN oWNAGER"

to be continued...