Hilarity Ensued
All these euphemisms are courtesy of the same person. Use of the word "euphemism" is questionable.
"Lawful Libations for Legal Legitimation"
"P.S. Trix has a huge golden-headed peen at the bar. By huge I mean gargantuan and like the size of an elephant's leg. 'Tis truth."
"it's quite sensible to find certain declarations suspect when the source is the married dude you may or may not be diddling."
"I like it when [guys] can't say anything offensive/dumb cause it's too loud - It's just dance dance woohoo oh hay tonsil hockey tiem then buhbye, too handsy lulz"
"Lawful Libations for Legal Legitimation"
"P.S. Trix has a huge golden-headed peen at the bar. By huge I mean gargantuan and like the size of an elephant's leg. 'Tis truth."
"it's quite sensible to find certain declarations suspect when the source is the married dude you may or may not be diddling."
"I like it when [guys] can't say anything offensive/dumb cause it's too loud - It's just dance dance woohoo oh hay tonsil hockey tiem then buhbye, too handsy lulz"