I'm hoooooooooome
So here I am in Kentucky, or rather I have been for a few days and just got around to getting online. This place is great. You've got college-aged mega-liberals like me and stereotypical inbred crooked-toothed rebel-flag sporting conservative racist hicks all nestled in here with nothing but a few hills between us. If there's another civil war it's gonna start here and I'm gonna join the yankees' army and blow the legs off some rednecks.
Still no job, but my awesome uncle has connections and might be able to get me some good leads. But who needs money? I already have free wifi net access thanks to my dumbass neighbor upstairs using a WEP key that took all of ten minutes to decrypt. Hahahahahack the planet :V
So anyway the drawback is that this state, despite being full of crazy hicks, knows jack shit about fireworks. You can't buy fancy crap here, just "family fun packs" (aka weak shit) from walmart or something. On top of that, the people who DID have a big fireworks display planned waited so god damn long to start it that it began to rain and it was ruined and everyone basically stood around for 2 hours waiting for nothing. Smooth!
Not that I give a fuck about patriotism, but fireworks are always fun and I always enjoyed getting out of town and blowing shit up with my friends. I'll miss them and my little part of town but it's time to get a fucking move on with my life. So here goes.
Still no job, but my awesome uncle has connections and might be able to get me some good leads. But who needs money? I already have free wifi net access thanks to my dumbass neighbor upstairs using a WEP key that took all of ten minutes to decrypt. Hahahahahack the planet :V
So anyway the drawback is that this state, despite being full of crazy hicks, knows jack shit about fireworks. You can't buy fancy crap here, just "family fun packs" (aka weak shit) from walmart or something. On top of that, the people who DID have a big fireworks display planned waited so god damn long to start it that it began to rain and it was ruined and everyone basically stood around for 2 hours waiting for nothing. Smooth!
Not that I give a fuck about patriotism, but fireworks are always fun and I always enjoyed getting out of town and blowing shit up with my friends. I'll miss them and my little part of town but it's time to get a fucking move on with my life. So here goes.