Stupid ghetto people
To the person who stole my car radio:
Dear Bastard,
You are a scumbag. Also you probably smell like green poop and I hope you break both of your legs tomorrow. Why did you have to steal something that I worked so hard for? That cd player cost me nearly $200, clearly more than your life is worth. You have altered my perception of Appleton townies to the level of "trashy ghetto", down a notch from "just weird". For real, who steals car radios? Not only are you ghetto, but you need to keep up with the times you stupid thief. Not even people in the 'hood/barrios steal car radios anymore. They know the value of a booming sound system. I bet you're a pimple-faced teenager with no life. Steal something from The Gouch and I steal on your face. You best hope I don't catch you. Until then, watch your 6.
Sincerely,
Pissed off gangster keeping it real
Dear Bastard,
You are a scumbag. Also you probably smell like green poop and I hope you break both of your legs tomorrow. Why did you have to steal something that I worked so hard for? That cd player cost me nearly $200, clearly more than your life is worth. You have altered my perception of Appleton townies to the level of "trashy ghetto", down a notch from "just weird". For real, who steals car radios? Not only are you ghetto, but you need to keep up with the times you stupid thief. Not even people in the 'hood/barrios steal car radios anymore. They know the value of a booming sound system. I bet you're a pimple-faced teenager with no life. Steal something from The Gouch and I steal on your face. You best hope I don't catch you. Until then, watch your 6.
Sincerely,
Pissed off gangster keeping it real