Blood and Flowers - 8/?
Now minions members, don’t get used to getting this much content in one day. Muffy and I aren’t gods yet! Anyway under the cut is mild, underage slightly cracky smut. If you’re underage and going to read it anyway, make sure your parents won’t catch you, if you’re legal, click and enjoy!
Blood and Flowers - 8/?
Kakashi was wrong. Snape wasn’t in bed screaming Gai’s name, but rather, being fucked into the wall, and only made little grunts, instead of screaming. It wasn’t Kakashi’s fault that Snape had no stamina and that Gai was some sort of sex god that cannot be resisted.
Snape was probably a virgin, too.
He wasn’t the first person to lose his virginity to the green beast. Oh no.
However, instead of describing the hot sex between Gai and Snape, I shall give you back-story! Since I’m sure you’re wondering why Sasuke isn’t with Orochimaru and how Neji, Sasuke, Gai and Kakashi became lovers in the first place!
Now I could type BACKSTORY in bold with italics for their touching story, but I find flashbacks in that style annoying and only good for satire. Or irony. And only if the author is very good.
So look over there at the wall where Kakashi has held up a scroll. A scroll with moving pictures! Chakra, magic and nifty items make for bad, but useful, plot devices!
(Sasuke hands were tied behind his back and he was glaring up at his former teacher, who was clearly giving him a stern well-deserved lecture.
However, Sasuke had just been beaten up by Naruto and Sakura and dragged home, so he wasn’t in the mood to listen to his teacher.
Kakashi sighed and knelt down beside his former student and began to molest him. Just like that. Sasuke had been very attractive at twelve, but at fifteen he was walking jailbait with soft, porcelain skin, endlessly dark eyes, and a lithe form that oozed sex appeal and Kakashi had resisted him for the months that Sasuke trained under him, and he could no more.
Kakashi was only human, after all.
Sasuke had no endurance and three four minutes under Kakashi’s talented fingers, he came with a loud moan. Or he would have if he hadn’t bit Kakashi’s shoulder just before his climax.
Kakashi then hit him swiftly against the base of his neck and Sasuke fainted. Kakashi picked him up and began to walk out of the forest and into town.)
Now, Kakashi hold up the other scroll where our dear readers will learn how Gai and Neji had become lovers with Kakashi and Sasuke.
Kakashi set down the scroll with former sensei/underage homicidal ninja sex and held up the former sensei/sensei/underage homicidal ninja/former homicidal ninja who was underage scroll.
(Sasuke woke up to find himself tied next to Neji on a large, soft bed.
Gai and Kakashi were naked in front of them.
Neji and Sasuke had an identical looks of ‘oh fuck this is going to hurt’ on their faces.
Hot foursome man-sex happens.)
Gai carefully pulled out of Snape and gathered him into a hug, “You’re healing has begun! I shall teach you to love again.”
Before Snape could process that horror a tiny, dark haired female dressed in black robes dropped in the middle of the room, unconscious.
Even though he finally got laid, Snape was having a bad day indeed.
Blood and Flowers - 8/?
Kakashi was wrong. Snape wasn’t in bed screaming Gai’s name, but rather, being fucked into the wall, and only made little grunts, instead of screaming. It wasn’t Kakashi’s fault that Snape had no stamina and that Gai was some sort of sex god that cannot be resisted.
Snape was probably a virgin, too.
He wasn’t the first person to lose his virginity to the green beast. Oh no.
However, instead of describing the hot sex between Gai and Snape, I shall give you back-story! Since I’m sure you’re wondering why Sasuke isn’t with Orochimaru and how Neji, Sasuke, Gai and Kakashi became lovers in the first place!
Now I could type BACKSTORY in bold with italics for their touching story, but I find flashbacks in that style annoying and only good for satire. Or irony. And only if the author is very good.
So look over there at the wall where Kakashi has held up a scroll. A scroll with moving pictures! Chakra, magic and nifty items make for bad, but useful, plot devices!
(Sasuke hands were tied behind his back and he was glaring up at his former teacher, who was clearly giving him a stern well-deserved lecture.
However, Sasuke had just been beaten up by Naruto and Sakura and dragged home, so he wasn’t in the mood to listen to his teacher.
Kakashi sighed and knelt down beside his former student and began to molest him. Just like that. Sasuke had been very attractive at twelve, but at fifteen he was walking jailbait with soft, porcelain skin, endlessly dark eyes, and a lithe form that oozed sex appeal and Kakashi had resisted him for the months that Sasuke trained under him, and he could no more.
Kakashi was only human, after all.
Sasuke had no endurance and three four minutes under Kakashi’s talented fingers, he came with a loud moan. Or he would have if he hadn’t bit Kakashi’s shoulder just before his climax.
Kakashi then hit him swiftly against the base of his neck and Sasuke fainted. Kakashi picked him up and began to walk out of the forest and into town.)
Now, Kakashi hold up the other scroll where our dear readers will learn how Gai and Neji had become lovers with Kakashi and Sasuke.
Kakashi set down the scroll with former sensei/underage homicidal ninja sex and held up the former sensei/sensei/underage homicidal ninja/former homicidal ninja who was underage scroll.
(Sasuke woke up to find himself tied next to Neji on a large, soft bed.
Gai and Kakashi were naked in front of them.
Neji and Sasuke had an identical looks of ‘oh fuck this is going to hurt’ on their faces.
Hot foursome man-sex happens.)
Gai carefully pulled out of Snape and gathered him into a hug, “You’re healing has begun! I shall teach you to love again.”
Before Snape could process that horror a tiny, dark haired female dressed in black robes dropped in the middle of the room, unconscious.
Even though he finally got laid, Snape was having a bad day indeed.