Quick post...
Usopp: *Juggles*
Nami: -watches-
Usopp: *drops things*
Nami: -sweatdrops- Ah, good job there.
Usopp: *scoops things up and frowns at them* Ah...that wasn't supposed to happen..
*frown deepens* What /are/ these things?
Nami: Hm...I'm not sure?
...Why'd you start juggling random objects?
Usopp: *shrugs* Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Nami: Well you should've thought it through more carefully.
What if, whatever they are, is poisonous?
Usopp: Eh? *drops things; looks pale* Poisonous??
Nami: -shrugs- Well I don't know, you can't be too careful.
Usopp: *Shoulders slump; deep sigh* That was /close/..
Nami: Well, you already touched them...dropping them is just going to keep from making it /worse/...
Usopp: *gasp* You're right! *Looks around wildly* CHOPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Nami: -Takes several steps back- Ah...
Usopp: *bites handkerchief* I'm too young and brave and handsome and talented to die by accidental /poisoning/...
Nami: Well...I'm pretty sure /no one/ is too good to die from accidental poisoning...-stare-....
Nami:If it happens..it happens..
Chopper: -comes running out- Ahh! What's wrong!?
Usopp: [[come on, that way wasn't Sanji... Sanji can't /juggle/...]] *draws himself up* I'm immune to most poisons... but just to be safe... *turns to Chopper* I"VE BEEN POISONED!!!!
Chopper: (Ha. Sure he can, just...only with his feet...) -eyes widen- How!? What happened!? -runs around the deck a few times- Doctor! Doctor!...Oh wait..that's me...-runs over to Usopp, and jams a thermometer in his mouth-
Usopp: *crosses his eyes to look at it* 'ill I wive??
Chopper: -squints a bit, and pulls out the thermometer- Your temperature is normal...Hm...What makes you think you're poisoned? What happened?
Nami: -crouched over the objects-....Are these?...-narrows eyes in Usopp's direction- Just..some of my mikan spray painted purple?...-mouth twitches slightly-
Usopp: *hand behind his head* Ah, about that--- *takes off running*
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Chopper: -quickly hides behind the mast-Nami: -balls her hands into tight fists- You bastard! -gives chase-
Usopp: *glances back, eyes widening* Scaaaaaaaaary~ !!! *runs faster*
Nami: -pauses, then turns around, walking the other direction, figuring he'd eventually end up there; sighs-
Usopp: *running running running-- SCREEEEEEECH~ !!! He comes face to face with Nami and freezes* !!!
Nami: -smirks and grabs his arm before he can run in the opposite direction- Now...tell me again why you were stealing from my mikan trees?...
Usopp: *swallows loudly* Ah-- *thinks quickly* I hd to practice my juggling for the Troupe!!
Nami:...What the hell are you babbling on about now? -arches an eyebrow- And that's hardly an excuse...
Usopp: *raises his hands defensively* No, really! In town they had posters up for this big festival. The best performing troupe gets a huge cash prize!
Nami: So you used /my/ mikan? -frowns- And where, praytell, is the rest of this troupe of yours?...
Usopp: Not the best choice, I realize now... *points at where Zoro is lifting massive weights... Chopper goes into Guard Point as Luffy swings on elongated arms down from the Crow's Nest... Robin deftly sweeps Chopper out of harms way without looking up from her book, and Sanji leaps up to walk a few steps on the railing to keep from spilling Robin's drink* We're right here...
Nami: So you're telling me that everyone agreed to be in your troupe?...So, if I ask, I'll get the same response? Fine. But you're not avoiding this. -whaps him over the head- You still took my mikan, jerk. -saunters over to the others-
Usopp: Wait! Nami~ ! *grabs her arm* They haven't all... exactly... /agreed/ yet...
Nami: -narrows eyes, and hits him again, this time a bit harder- /That/ one was for lying to me...
Usopp: dtdtdt-- I didn't /lie/...
Nami: -hits him again- /Stop/ that.
Usopp: *hands over his head* Naaaaa~ miiii~
Nami: Hey, you're the one at fault here. -points- I'm not dumb enough to fall for things like that...
Usopp: *pulls a copy of the flyer out of his pocket* No, really! Look!
Nami: -Stares at it-....Where did you get this?
Usopp: *points in the direction of the island they just left* In that town... the one with the giant awesome clock... *looks as though he's about to geek out about the clock*
Nami: -whaps him- I don't mean the flyer..I meant the crayons and paper to /make/ the stupid thing. -narrows eyes- Did you steal that from me too? Because I'm pretty sure you don't have the money to buy them...
Usopp: *looks hurt* Nami... I draw much better than /this/.
Nami: -shrugs a shoulder- It's not /Luffy/ bad...
Usopp: *draws himself up* That's because I got it in that town! *frowns* Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?
Nami: Well if you didn't /lie/ all of the time...Maybe we would. That still doesn't make up for my mikan...
Usopp: *shoulders slump* I'll pay for them... *sounds like every word is being dragged out of him*
Nami: -Eyes widen- You will? -squeals- I was just going to have you garden for the next week, but this is a much better idea. I'm so glad you thought of it. -hugs him- Good job, Usopp. I'll be waiting for my money at the bow. -arches an eyebrow, and walks off-
Usopp: *stares after her* I think-- I think-- I'm gonna-- *faints*
Chopper: Waaa! Usopp! -runs over to him and shakes him violently- Oh no! Nami killed Usopp! (Why does she always get blamed for that? -shakes head- And still she goes along with it. Heh.)
Usopp: ((Hehehe))
Usopp: It's... too... late... for me... *looks at Chopper with slitted eyes* Chopper... I leave you everything I have...
Usopp: ((Including his debt. ^__^ ))
Nami: ((Haha. ^__^; )) Chopper: -Eyes widen- No! Usopp! You'll be okay, right? -looks around, then down at Usopp sadly; shakes him again, this time more gently-
Usopp: *rolls onto his side, curling in on himself and coughing up 'blood'*
Chopper: -tears well up in his eyes- What did Nami do to you? I'll never forgive her! -runs off toward Nami-
Chopper: How could you!? Why did you kill Usopp?
Nami:...What are you talking about?
Chopper: You killed him! He's coughing up blood and everything!
Nami: Chopper...I didn't...
Chopper: He left me everything he had...That's all I have to remember him by now....
Nami:...Everything?
Usopp: ((Hehehe... they so mean))
Chopper: -slow nod- Everything...
Nami: -arches an eyebrow- Then you owe me three thousand beri...
Chopper: Wha!?
Nami:...Out of /his/ pocket... (Hehe. ^__^; )
Usopp: (( o__o ))
Usopp: *blinking outline where he was*
Chopper: He decintegrated!
Nami: -rolls eyes- Chopper...think /really/ hard about this...
Usopp: *a ray of light hits the deck, despite heavy cloud cover... his voice comes from above* I'm with the angels now, Chopper. Thank you.
Chopper: -Eyes widen- Waa- Usopp! Don't go!
Nami: -slaps her forehead-
Nami: Usopp...cut it out...-looks upward, glaring at him-
Usopp: *adopts his Sogeking voice* Nami... this is Kami-sama speaking. If you cancel this puny man's debt, I will return him to you.
Nami:-narrows her eyes- Usopp..I see you...Cut the charade.
Chopper: You see him!? Are you magical!? -repeatedly taps his hoof against her leg-
Usopp: I only look like Usopp so that I don't blind you with my brilliance.
Nami: Hm..there aren't too many people that look like you Usopp...
Chopper: -gasps- You can communicate with them too! -grins- Oi! Can you hear me!?
Usopp: Hai, Chopper-isshi. Don't you want your friend to return to you?
Chopper: Yes! Yes! Call off the deb- -glances over to Nami, who is no longer there-
Nami: -pokes the back of Usopp's shoulder, glaring-
Usopp: *shrieks and falls out of the crows nest. THUD!!*
Chopper: Usopp! You're alive! -hugs him-
Chopper:...Wait...
Chopper: You lied to me!
Usopp: No, no... Kami-sama is merciful... *passes out*
Chopper: Usop- -pauses- I'm not falling for /that/ again...
Nami: -climbs down- No, I'm pretty sure he's unconscious...
Usopp: x__x
Just a quick little thing. Sorry about the odd text coloring.