no kidding
HERE. HAVE THREE SEMI-DIRTY JOKES.
WHY? WHY NOT...
FUNNY? MAYBE.
THEY SURELY WON'T BE THE WORST THING YOU CLICK ON TODAY.
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... "I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter, and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."
Q. What do ninjas and soft-core porn stars have in common?
A. You never see them coming.
The Chicken and the Egg are in bed.
The Egg's dragging on a cigarette.
The Chicken crosses its wings, looks away and says, "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!"