Mon, 13:56: RT @ staypuft: A Marshmallow Man and Gingerbread Man walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, frowns and says. "Sorry. We don't serve dess…
Mon, 14:18: RT @ SarcasticRover: Tomorrow is my 669th sol on Mars -which is one full Martian year. If anyone's planning a surprise party, I like ice-cre…
Mon, 15:20: RT @ Bearhardt: @ the_gneech Hah! That reminds me... You know what I found while cleaning the other day? Decade old Suburban Jungle buttons. …
Mon, 20:27: RT @ AdamBertocci: My generation calls smartphones 'smart' because we're amazed by anything that competently performs functions on time with…
Tue, 09:14: Brother in lack-of-whelm! Always surprised when someone’s read it. :) /RT @ invisiblewolf: Much, much better. I was underwhelmed by the book.
Tue, 09:22: Disney’ll own ‘em all eventually. /MT @ exatron: Unlikely we'll see another movie like it due to complexity of licensing all those chars.
Tue, 09:28: RT @ pixelkitties: Heres a useful #LifeHack. A teaspoon of werewolf blood mixed in your morning coffee will protect you from lycanthrope at…
Tue, 09:52: RT @ PuffChrissy: Kevin Bacon spends morning trying to get more than six degrees away from Gary Oldman.
Tue, 09:59: RT @ MLP_Trixie: Just a remider, The Great and Powerful Trixie is better then you. And no cheating by becoming a alicorn princess! dumb star…
Tue, 10:01: I was avoiding 30-yr-old spoilers. /RT @ DoodlestheGreat: You left out the best part. Roger turns out to be the killer behind another murder.