That Old-Time Religion

[the_gneech]

Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
It's good enough for me!

Let's all worship Zarathustra
Just the way we used tah!
I'm a Zarathustra boostah!
He's good enough for me!

Let's all worship Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She doesn't wear a nightie
but she's good enough for me!

Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
It's good enough for me!

Let's all worship Old Coyote
Though he takes too much peyote
I'm a real Coyote toady
He's good enough for me!

Let's all worship Momma Tiamat
She always knows just where it's at
Then she'll kill you in seconds flat
but she's good enough for me!

Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
It's good enough for me!

Let's all worship Susanowa!
He really is a blowah!
Now he's got nothing to showah,
but he's good enough for me!

Let's all worship mighty Isis!
She's clear-headed in a crisis!
She hasn't any vices
so she's good enough for me!

Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
Gimme that old-time religion!
It's good enough for me!

-The Gneech