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Apr 02, 2003 09:59

*HATE Sunnydale*
*nothing good ever happens in Sunnydale*
*was floating through to investigate loss of last team*
*passed out while floating*
*woke up in a hand*

*...*

*four Gentlemen in one Hand...*
*it was an Evil Hand, but still just a hand*
*considered stealing heart from body hand was attached to*
*was rather helpless attached to dead weight of hand--could not float*
*tried to type but damned body kept tossing and turning*
*noted attractiveness of body, and chose to investigate (well, SOME of us did--others of us where quite disturbed)*
*tried to remove heart of squeely man with plastic knife*
*then got wrapped in an oven mitt with duct tape!!!*
*was surrounded by squeely girls*
*did not explode, but had very serious headache(s), (if we had had heads)*
*girly-man kept babbling about portals*
*passed out*

*woke up kissing an animate plush bear*

*...*

*all minions are now plush bears in tiny straitjackets*
*all they do is laugh and point now*

*...*

*flees Sunnydale*
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