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Do I have flaming balls of death? No. Evil? God, by the packaging I would say yes. None of the four of me is handsome at all. I do seem to have quite a number of scalpels on me...that seems awfully menacing. And I float, which is unnerving, but sort of liberating as well. Pretty slow going however. And will you look at these fellows? Dressed in straitjackets, loping along like jackrabbits?
Hold up -- these are minions! Well, this is just looking stranger and stranger all the time!
I should send them to menace the witch-sisters for a bit. That would be funny.
But the Source is still bound.... and I have renounced evil forever....
Right?
Still, very tempting. It might be fun to menace without the flaming balls of death anyway; it would take them a while to figure out it was me.
Damn my romance and sentiment! Sweet, sweet Phoebe. Sleeping peacefully somewhere, her chest rising and falling with her breath and heartbeat, while I hunger for human hearts...although that's not very romantic, is it? Well, a heart's romantic....
Wait. Didn't these bastards come to Sunnydale last month? Didn't they explode in a hail of green snot?
Hold up -- these are minions! Well, this is just looking stranger and stranger all the time!
I should send them to menace the witch-sisters for a bit. That would be funny.
But the Source is still bound.... and I have renounced evil forever....
Right?
Still, very tempting. It might be fun to menace without the flaming balls of death anyway; it would take them a while to figure out it was me.
Damn my romance and sentiment! Sweet, sweet Phoebe. Sleeping peacefully somewhere, her chest rising and falling with her breath and heartbeat, while I hunger for human hearts...although that's not very romantic, is it? Well, a heart's romantic....
Wait. Didn't these bastards come to Sunnydale last month? Didn't they explode in a hail of green snot?