-Someone in my school is posting sheets of MLIA to the insides of all the girls' toilet cubicles in the sixth form block, and to the form room noticeboards. Ily, mystery MLIA person.
-My not-so-little cousin is growing up and she's gorgeous, to the point where she's signing up for a model agency, and I'm so, so proud of her.
-Facebook is getting steadily more insistent that I talk to a guy in my year called Boris. Last week, it said 'You haven't spoken to him in a while- write to his wall', then 'You should reconnect with Boris', and now it is demanding that I send him a message rite naow. What the heck, FB?
-There's a Facebook fanpage doing the rounds with the title 'I still laugh when everyone else is over it'. Thing is, if everyone joins this group, who are the people who get over it sooner?
-We were given a 'stress test' in form time yesterday. When I finished, I was told that ticking more than 2/3 of the boxes meant that you were effectively running yourself to breaking point. I ticked all the boxes bar three- and the thing is, I really don't feel all that worked up.
And lastly, does anyone have any ideas for satire? My teacher dislikes my last two, so I'm a bit stuck. The only rule is that it would have to fit in a 750-word creative writing piece, so... yeah. Help, please?