Lolwut
Yesterday morning (well, the day before yesterday now), we had a fry-up. Yesterday lunch, we had pizza and muchas chicken wings. We then proceeded to spend the rest of the day crashed out on the sofas until dinner, when we had salad.
After that, all hell broke loose. I don't remember being so hyper since I last got tipsy on a mixture of wine and sugar, and I think it was the same for Lee, Anna and Dan (though I doubt the last time they got hyper was quite the same, given what good little Christian kiddykins they all are. Well, Dan and Anna are at least.) We blamed it jokingly on the lettuce, and got on with life.
This evening, I came home and a distant cousin from Australia had dropped by to visit with her family (it was a freakin' invasion, I tell you- there were at least 10 people that weren't my immediate family), and her daughter, it turns out, raises lizards and snakes. Lettuce is apparently lethal to lizards, as it screws up their chemical balances in the brain and makes them commit suicide.
Dear Lord, what did we ingest...?
After that, all hell broke loose. I don't remember being so hyper since I last got tipsy on a mixture of wine and sugar, and I think it was the same for Lee, Anna and Dan (though I doubt the last time they got hyper was quite the same, given what good little Christian kiddykins they all are. Well, Dan and Anna are at least.) We blamed it jokingly on the lettuce, and got on with life.
This evening, I came home and a distant cousin from Australia had dropped by to visit with her family (it was a freakin' invasion, I tell you- there were at least 10 people that weren't my immediate family), and her daughter, it turns out, raises lizards and snakes. Lettuce is apparently lethal to lizards, as it screws up their chemical balances in the brain and makes them commit suicide.
Dear Lord, what did we ingest...?