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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I helped drscudworth see the light (8 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I turned unknownunknowns in for farting in church (3 points). In February I donated bone marrow to number_21 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I gave plumpumpkin a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (320 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
the_g_prime
Wait..why am I getting Wedgie?