Welcome Back Parties: NEVER AGAIN

[the_g_prime]

My grand celebration was crashed last night. I only found out too late that Mump (still comatose from being crushed under a door) had send out invitations to everyone on my mailing list.

Of course I couldn't just be left alone to enjoy the party in my room, by my self. I was fed SPIKED Punch without my knowledge of its contents, Fireman'd over that

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[the_g_prime]

I would much rather TRY things by my own accord thank you very much! You and that wookie-faced guy own me a new door btw!

[the_g_prime]

And people complain about my priorities! There might be a shrink for that. Or you should start slowly by only kicking in ones made of plywood.

[monarch_the]

...What are you, the celebrity kidnapper?

[monarch_the]

What for? You're not a villain. Just don't have anything better to do on those lazy Sundays?

[monarch_the]

You, you think... oh god, you actually think you're a criminal mastermind?

And come on, kid, I've seen how you kidnap. You just rush in, there's no style to it.

[monarch_the]

Not what I meant. I mean you suck at kidnapping in general. Might want to rethink your career options.

And fuck you.

[monarch_the]

So have you ever been able to kidnap the right person and hold onto them? Hm? I'm honestly curious. And the ninety-pound tech student doesn't count.

[monarch_the]

That was ONE TIME. One time! You mistook George fucking Lucas! Who DOES that? I could out-kidnap you any day of the week!