I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

[the_g_prime]

Behold my triumphant return to the splendor that is my dorm-room. I have spent the longest I have ever been from this wonderious place and I don't plan on ever doing it again. THAT'S RIGHT NO MORE KIDNAPPING!

Ironically, my return  was not unlike my heroes, Han Solo's, upon being delivered to Jabba. I was placed in a Styrofoam container (complete

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[monarch_the]

I thought it was fitting.

[the_g_prime]

It was for the first ten minutes, then I started to get a little claustrophobic.

[monarch_the]

Who else can say they know how the grea Han Solo felt, hm?

[the_g_prime]

I've had that pleasure before, sleeping in the same room with a guy who snores like wookie with a clog up nose.

[monarch_the]

Oh gross. My condolences.

[the_g_prime]

Rocko's not so insufferable -- but I do believe he's part of a long list of events as to why I hardly sleep anymore.

[monarch_the]

Beyond that you're completely obsessed with that computer thing?

[the_g_prime]

This is my calling, you don't believe Obi-wan took too much time to sleep while perfecting the art of becoming a Jedi, do you?

[monarch_the]

Hey, whatever gets you off, man.

[the_g_prime]

Funny, they say that about all your kidnapping.

[monarch_the]

They're confused.

[the_g_prime]

Statics might be confusing, but they often don't lie.

[monarch_the]

You seem to be forgetting (like everyone else around here) that I'm a supervillain and this kidnapping thing is my job.

[the_g_prime]

Blow up a planet! It'll be a nice change.

[monarch_the]

Yeah, I'll get right on that. Always hated Venus.

[the_g_prime]

Technically Venus is the ugliest plant in the solar system.