Ham tastes worse coming back up.

Dec 06, 2005 15:30

I usually don't steal these things, but it was worth it just to put gum in Laura's hair.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I put gum in whitemacattack's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I pushed aurora139 in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I gave museofdarkness a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (993 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
the_fuzzygnome

I got to sandblast my glass globe today. Then I got to throw up and miss my blow slot. I should probably be sleeping, but I felt like jumping on here before I ran out of energy.

It needs to be Friday right now.

I think I'm too far gone to keep typing.
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