I usually don't steal these things, but it was worth it just to put gum in Laura's hair.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I put gum in
whitemacattack's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I pushed
aurora139 in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I gave
museofdarkness a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (993 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
the_fuzzygnome
I got to sandblast my glass globe today. Then I got to throw up and miss my blow slot. I should probably be sleeping, but I felt like jumping on here before I ran out of energy.
It needs to be Friday right now.
I think I'm too far gone to keep typing.