This cracked me up so much cause you know some loser out there is actually saying these things
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
I’ve heard sex is killer, wanna die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
I wish I were a tear so I start at your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Smile if you want to sleep with me!
Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Did you know that the body is made up of 90% water?Guess what, I’m thirsty.
You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Are you an overdue book? Because you got fine written all over you.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst.
I lost my number can I have yours?
Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
I like the Gillette one and the thirsy one the most out of these.
I’ve heard sex is killer, wanna die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
I wish I were a tear so I start at your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Smile if you want to sleep with me!
Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Did you know that the body is made up of 90% water?Guess what, I’m thirsty.
You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Are you an overdue book? Because you got fine written all over you.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst.
I lost my number can I have yours?
Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
I like the Gillette one and the thirsy one the most out of these.