It's the end of the world as we know it...
I would just like to take this time to thank the following states of our country who voted Bush back into office. So to Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia and Wyoming, I say from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU.
Yes, I thank you for being the biggest group of fucking retards and asshole REDNECKS this country or world has ever known. Because of your natural instinct to support one of your own, a fellow redneck, who by which is legally mentally RETARDED by law in some states, you have sentenced our troops to four more years of lies and bullshit and ineveitable DEATH just to fight a war over oil and a war that should never have been started to begin with. YOU are the SOLE REASON the rest of the world hates our country. Why? Because you shitheads elect and keep stupid, unreliable, irresponsible, and unfit LIARS in office as our leader. If it was up to me, not only would I take the troops out of Iraq and say "fuck you" to the rest of the world and it's problems, I would personally nuke all the states I just mentioned above, because you all remind me of the little razor blade spot in the airline bathrooms....you're just NOT NECESSARY. So if by ANY chance someone in the South or Mid-West is reading this, do the world and our country a favor....swallow 3 or 4 cups of bleach, dig a hole, and bury yourself in it. Thanks and I'll see you all in hell.
Yes, I thank you for being the biggest group of fucking retards and asshole REDNECKS this country or world has ever known. Because of your natural instinct to support one of your own, a fellow redneck, who by which is legally mentally RETARDED by law in some states, you have sentenced our troops to four more years of lies and bullshit and ineveitable DEATH just to fight a war over oil and a war that should never have been started to begin with. YOU are the SOLE REASON the rest of the world hates our country. Why? Because you shitheads elect and keep stupid, unreliable, irresponsible, and unfit LIARS in office as our leader. If it was up to me, not only would I take the troops out of Iraq and say "fuck you" to the rest of the world and it's problems, I would personally nuke all the states I just mentioned above, because you all remind me of the little razor blade spot in the airline bathrooms....you're just NOT NECESSARY. So if by ANY chance someone in the South or Mid-West is reading this, do the world and our country a favor....swallow 3 or 4 cups of bleach, dig a hole, and bury yourself in it. Thanks and I'll see you all in hell.