the world was on fire...and no one could save me but you
Hello, hello. Blah...I'm not feeling so hot. I'm so sick! But yet I still have to go to school tomorrow!! It sucks balls! I've already missed too many days. The school system is gay. They never gave me gym in the ninth grade like they were supposed to. So now I either have to take it over the summer or during my senior year. But over the summer it's 30 days, four hours a day, and $360!! GGEEEEZZZ!!! That seems like a ripoff. Especially since it's only for half a credit! What the hell??And I can only miss three days that whole time. It's my damn summer! *sighs* I don't know if I'm going to do it yet. We'll see.
PMS Light Bulb Joke
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they
figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE
STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS
HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask
me?
PMS Light Bulb Joke
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they
figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE
STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS
HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry... what did you ask
me?