owwwwwww.......
Hmph. I burned my hand on the oven today. Yeah it hurts like a bitch. But I kind of hope there's a scar. You know, a good conversation starter.
*Insert random name here*: Hey how did you get that scar on your hand??
Me: Oh well it's an interesting story. See I was taking a walk one day whistling to myself [just for kicks let's ignore the fact that I cannot whistle] when I heard someone screaming for help. SO I took off at a run until the burning house came into view. The house was engulfed in flames and there was someone trapped inside! So I ran in and helped the person get out and got her to safety. Man I was so hyped. I really needed a cigarette. This was a lot more stress than average day. So I lit up and I was ashing and accidently caught my hand on the end. Hence, the burn.
Heh....talk about irony, huh? Too bad it didn't happen like that.
Toodles.
PS ~ Oh sure Dale you can send me a graduation announcement but no letter? You're totally slacking. *Offended*
*Insert random name here*: Hey how did you get that scar on your hand??
Me: Oh well it's an interesting story. See I was taking a walk one day whistling to myself [just for kicks let's ignore the fact that I cannot whistle] when I heard someone screaming for help. SO I took off at a run until the burning house came into view. The house was engulfed in flames and there was someone trapped inside! So I ran in and helped the person get out and got her to safety. Man I was so hyped. I really needed a cigarette. This was a lot more stress than average day. So I lit up and I was ashing and accidently caught my hand on the end. Hence, the burn.
Heh....talk about irony, huh? Too bad it didn't happen like that.
Toodles.
PS ~ Oh sure Dale you can send me a graduation announcement but no letter? You're totally slacking. *Offended*