I am a very bad wizard, forsooth

[the_forlorner]

It would appear that the Lorde and Lady Loerner have seen fit to have myself carted away to thee Asylumme for thee Insane. This is quite a tragique turn of events, indeed. Perhappes they've grown tired of my constant forlorning. They are quite impervious to explanation of the fact that forlorning is simply what I do, that it is the roote of my very identity, if you will.

I shall see all of you soon, hopefully, when this dreadful mess is cleared away with!

--The Forlorner