Untitled part...11of whatever the hell...
Title: Untitled part 11 of ?
Author: Wolviesbabe89 with help from Pandoraeternal
Raeting: R
Disclaimer: I know nothing, I own nothing...
Summery: David got hit in the head by a dog food can thrown at him by Michael, for no real reason whatsoever, he now has a concusion and must stay up for 24 hours. This is part 2 of that epeisode
Authors note: I am an insomniac so this is somewhat inspired by real events...somewhat. I have been known to go off on a completly random ant about something i know nothing about in very public areas when i go 24 hours with no sleep...yes it's very embarressing to be my friend.
Authors note: I dont know who Michael Smerconish is, but apparently (according to a drunk man) he wrote a book. I hear he's a nice guy..who ever the hell he is....
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine
Part Ten
Sorry its so long!!!
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8:00 a.m. Hours with out sleep: 24
“Mike are you sure this is a good idea?” Brooke asked as she stood in the living room watching David and Michael slowly put on their coats.
“Yes, the best way to stay awake is to keep moving, and air horns.” Michael stated.
“But, you guys are insanely tired. It’s been a full day! Your judgment is all out of wack and so is your balance! Plus,” She leaned into Michael and whispered in his ears, “David gets kind of loose lipped when he’s gone with out sleep. “
Michael rolled his eyes as she leaned back, “I promise I won’t let him make a scene.”
“I don’t know, maybe I should go too? We could all go! Me, you two, Archie, we can walk David Putty too!”
She smiled.
“No.” Michael said bluntly.
“Well take off that eye patch at least!”
“Fine,” he huffed as he took it off, he blinked a couple of times and looked around the room, “Holy shit, how’d you get all the way over their?”
Brooke rolled her eyes, “Because you’ve had no depth perception for God knows how many hours!”
“Oh,” He held up his bandaged hand, “So that’s why I burned my hand with coffee some many times.”
“Yeah, which is why I’m going with you!” Brooke said as she went to go grab her coat.
“No.” He said bluntly as he grabbed her hand, “No, I’m going with him.”
“Mike, please I know you feel guilty but, I just don’t want either of you to get hurt, or worse.”
“Brooke, I’m going to take care of him, because he’s my lover, and my best friend. He’s a pal, and a confidant, and if he threw a party, and invited everyone he knew you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend,” He nodded.
Brooke blinked, “Did, did you just laps into the theme song to the Golden Girls?”
Michael thought for a moment, “Maybe.”
Brooke rolled her eyes, “Fine you can go off together, but I will be calling you.”
“Fine.” Michael turned around and saw David resting his forehead against the front door, half asleep,
“David!”
“Ah football practice!” He jumped, “What? I’m awake, I’m awake. I’m I’m” he looked around, “Where’s that hot cheer leader?”
“C’mon, Stud muffin.” Michael sighed as he opened the front door letting David walk out first.
“I swear she was standing right next to me.” he mumbled as he walked out into the bright daylight.
“Sure she was, Dave.” Michael smiled to Brooke as he put his fedora on, “So you’ll call us in a little while, yeah?”
“Yeah.” she said as she walked into the door as Michael left, “Just be careful!” She called.
“We will.” He responded as he put an arm around David.
“She kind of looked like you Mikey.” David said.
Michael paused, “Just put your sunglasses on Dave.”
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8:30 a.m. Hours with out sleep: 24 and a half
“I thought I had to stay awake for Twenty four hours only.” David said as he and Michael walked out of the local Wawa, coffee in hand.
“Yeah well were safe siding it and going with Twenty four hours since you got hit, by me. I’m really sorry about that babe.” Michael said as he kissed the top of David’s head.
“I figure this is punishment enough.” David said before he took a long sip of his pumpkin spice coffee,
“Damn, pumpkins, is there anything they can’t make taste awesome?”
Michael thought for a moment, “Lamp posts.”
“Uh-huh.”
They began walking, heading right for the local park. When the reached it they both grabbed a swing and just chilled as they drank their coffee. They were only a few people hanging around, a couple walking their dog, a small group of emos, and a small group of little fo-gangsters on bikes cursing. Suddenly mid sip, David remembered something that really stuck in his craw.
“You know what I don’t get?”
“What Sugar Foot?”
“People who write books.” He said bluntly.
Michael raised an eyebrow. “You mean authors?”
“Yeah!” He nodded, “What the hell is with them?”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, they all think their just sooo special with their fucking, typewriters and their fucking white out, and their fucking like, like, their lap tops. Oh and their all like ass-holey stuck up people who think their smarter then us!
“Like who?”
David thought for a moment, “Michael Smerconish!”
“Who?”
“Michael Smerconish!”
“Who the hell is Michael Smerconish?”
“He’s a guy who wrote a book.” David said matter of factly.
Michael just nodded, “Okay, well have you read anything he wrote?”
“No! Cuz its all the same fucking thing! ‘Oh I have a published book there for I know everything about life’.
Shut up Michael Smerconish!”
“David, I think you need to calm down.” Michael began.
“Oh look at me I’m Michael Smerconish! I have a bald head! I’m Michael Smerconish! What ever man!” He
yelled as he stood up.
“Uh Dave,” Mike began.
“No- I could write a book! I could totally write a book! 10 times better then any thing Michael Smerconish
wrote!” He stated.
“Oh, and what would you write about?” Michael sighed.
David walked right up to Michael, and said in a low serious tone. “Ninja’s vs. Pirates.”
Michael sighed, “I think that’s a bit played out Dave.”
“Oh I guess all the Michael’s in the world are trying to keep me from writing a book!” He said as he walked back over to his swing.
“Michael Smerconish is trying to keep you from writing a book?”
“I don’t know! Maybe? And if he is, it’s because he knows it’ll be better than anything he wrote.”
“Well what other things would you write about?”
David looked quickly around the park, “Break dancing!” He said loudly, “And burritos! And robots! And this awesome super secret agent! And and you could be the sexy lover of my secret agent!”
“And is this break dancing, burrito loving, robot fighting super secret agent you?”
“Yes, maybe I don’t know stop bothering me!” David snapped as he took another sip from his coffee.
Michael cell phone began to ring, he smiled an answered it, “Hey Brooke…….yeah we’re fine….yes he’s right - oh lord….no he’s fine, he’s just chasing after a rabbit right now…yup yup….hands straight up in the air, running around like a slow child….oh no he’s been okay, well except for when he went on a rant about some guy named Michael Smerconish,“ He paused as Brooke talked to him “He’s a what?” She spoke again, “He’s a lawyer from Philadelphia? How the hell did you know that?….oh…well anyway, David said that he thinks he’s better then him, and that he could write a better book then Michael Smerconish……oh something about robots, and break dancing I don’t know, and frankly I’m too tired to care….alright, he’s coming back over.” Michael paused as David walked back over to him, “How’s it going David?”
David dropped to his knees, “Smerconish.” He shook his head.
“David says ‘Smerconish’…I really hope he stops that soon. Alright we will be back soon, alright, bye.” He closed his phone and looked at David.
“Smerconish.” He whispered.
“How much longer are you going to be on this Smerconish kick?”
“As long as it takes baby. Now kiss me!” He said as he closed his eyes and leaned into Michael.
“Is that from your book?” Michael teased.
“Maybe,” David whispered, “I might work it in there some how.”
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10:00 a.m. Hours without sleep: 26
“Can somebody overdose on caffeine?” David asked as he and Michael walked out of Wawa, new cups of coffee in hand.
“I think so, yeah.” Michael said as they walked down the street.
“Fuck.” David said as he sipped his Mocha alert. “You know what I don’t get?”
“Are you gonna go off on Michael Smerconish again?”
“No. You see, they have vanilla flavored coffee, but not chocolate. I mean I like vanilla, it’s awesome, but chocolate is so much better! I mean why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?”
“Dave, mocha is chocolate flavored coffee.”
David’s eyes went wide, “What?” He looked at his cup and back to Michael, “What? When did- What?”
“That’s chocolate flavored.” Michael said, pointing at David’s cup.
“Why didn’t anybody tell me this?” David asked loudly.
“Uh, I don’t-”
“Fucking Starbucks! Fucking, you know Wawa! I’ve been drinking chocolate coffee for years and I didn’t even know it! God damn you Italy!”
“It’s Arabian, I think.”
“Fucking Italy, with there god damn siestas and their complicated words for coffee!”
“Siestas are a Spanish thing.”
“Whatever! Fuckin- oh my God!” He gasped, his eyes went wide and he shoved his cup of coffee to Michael. “BUNNY!” Michael grabbed David’s coffee before he ran off down the street chasing a rabbit.
Michael blinked hard, confused. He couldn’t believe that his usually level headed boyfriend was now yelling about Michael Smerconish and chasing rabbits down the street.
Michael’s cell phone began to ring; he juggled his two cups of coffee to grab his cell phone out of his pocket. He flipped it open.
“Hello? Oh hey Brooke….no he’s chasing some more rabbits, and yelling at Italy about their coffee.” He paused as Brooke spoke to him, “I don’t know, what are you and Archie doing for lunch?….nah, I’m not in the mood for that…Chinese? Yeah that sounds good. Hold on.” He moved his phone away from his mouth,
“Hey David!” He yelled down the street, David turned and looked to him.
“What?”
“You want Chinese for lunch?”
“Okay.”
“Alright,” Michael said into his phone again, “Chinese it is. Okay…we’ll be home in a little while, alright, bye.” He hung up the phone and looked to David, who was now standing in front of him, smiling.
“Look, Mikey! I caught one!”
Michael’s jaw dropped, “David, that’s a skunk.”
“Oh,” he looked down as it, “Well still I caught it!”
“David, put it down.” Michael said slowly.
David frowned, “Okay.”
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10:30 a.m. Hours without sleep: 26 and a half
“I think I’m dieing.” David said bluntly as he and Michael sat on top of the monkey bars back at the park.
“Lucky.” Michael muttered as he sipped his coffee.
“How much longer?”
“Six and a half.”
David groaned, “So what now?”
“I don’t know; wanna go on the see-saw?” Michael asked.
David thought for a moment, “Okay, just no Cherry Bombing!”
“Cherry Bombing?”
“You never heard of Cherry Bombing?”
“No.”
David grinned, “Awesome.”
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11:30a.m. Hours without sleep: 27and a half
David and Michael both limped into the house.
“Sorry,” Michael began as he shut the door behind David, “I didn’t know that was what ‘Cherry Bombing’ meant.”
“I’d give you a death stare, but I don’t think I have the strength to.” He sighed as he pulled off his coat and hung it up on the rack. Michael just nodded and hung up his own coat as well.
“You guys back?” Brooke called from the kitchen.
“Yeah.” Michael said as he and David walked into the kitchen. Michael stopped and looked around as David sat at the table. The table and most of the counters were cluttered with half filled jars and full Tupperware containers.
“Wat’cha doin?” Michael asked Brooke.
She poked her head out of the fridge, “I’m cleaning out the fridge.” She said, “You wouldn’t believe what I found in here-”
“Oh my God.” David laughed, “I think I’m hallucinating.” David nodded as he picked up a bagged loaf of bread, “This bread is blue.” He laughed.
Brooke snatched it out of his hands and threw it away, “The bread is blue because it’s been in the fridge for four weeks.”
“Who puts bread in the fridge?” Michael asked.
“Some people put bread in the fridge, Mikey.” Brooke stated.
“Why?”
“It keeps it fresher longer.”
“Which is why it’s blue, right?” Michael smiled.
“Mikey!” David hollered, his head on the table, “Little eyeballs are staring at me!”
Brooke rolled her eyes, “Those are olives David.” She said as she grabbed the jar off the table, “Which expired last March.” She tossed them, “Why don’t you boys help me out?”
“Kay.” Michael yawned.
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1: 30 p.m. Hours without sleep: 29 and a half
David and Michael finished helping Brooke clean out the fridge, over and hour ago. Now they were just standing in the living room watching TV. David looked to Michael.
“How much longer?” He croaked out, his voice completely horse.
Michael slowly lifted up his wrist and pulled back his sleeve; he lowered it and slowly turned to David,
“Three and a half.” He said his voice just as scratchy. He gripped David’s shoulder, “Only a few more hours.”
David slowly shook his head, “I really don’t think I can make it Michael.”
“Yes you can! Yes you can!” He said holding David’s face, “You can do this!”
“I don’t think I can.” David squeaked out, his eyes welling with tears, Michael frowned.
“Baby, please don’t get upset.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry, you’re just tired.” Michael smiled, “What you we need to do is find a way to stay awake. Like,” he thought for a moment. He wrapped an arm around David, suddenly his eyes lit up, “a run through the sprinklers.”
David’s eyes went wide, “What?”
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1:40 p.m. Hours without sleep: 29 and 35 minutes
Brooke and Archie stood behind the sliding glass door; their jaws open wide as they looked out into the yard.
“Oh….my…God.” Brooke slowly let out.
“Wh-what are they-”
“Their running through the sprinklers.” Brooke swallowed, “In their underwear.”
“How cold is it outside?
“The Weather channel said the high today was 56.”
“What?” He gasped, “So, the water is-”
“At least 30.”
“Oh wow. Their desperate.”
“Oh no.” Brooke said suddenly as she slapped her palm against her face,
“What?”
“Mrs. Pickenson is looking from her window.” She whispered.
“Well, so is Mrs. Cooper, she was raking her leaves in her backyard.”
“Oh, and so is old lady Winthers. Right their in the bay window with that cat.”
“Oh man.” He looked to the two men and then to Brooke, “looks like fun though.” Archie said clearing his
throat.
Brooke furrowed her brows, “You’re not going out there.”
“What I didn’t say I wanted to run around in the sprinkler, I just said it looked like fun.”
Brooke looked back to the men, and then to Archie, who was bouncing on his heels. She sighed, and opened the sliding glass door, “Go ahead.”
“YES!” Where he stood he ripped off his shirt, shoes, and pants then ran out into the back yard to join the other men.
Brooke just shook her head and looked over to Mrs. Pickenson, who was now looking right at her. Brooke gave her a shaky smile and waved, “Hi Amber.” Mrs. Pickenson then shook her head and closed her blinds.
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2:30 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and a half hours
“Well you two definitely look refreshed.” Brooke said as she drove in her car, David sitting next to her, Michael and Archie in the back. It was true, some of the color had come back to their skin, and there eyes were once again able to focus.
“Yup, nothing like a run through the sprinkler system on a cold day.” David smiled as he sipped his tea. He swallowed, “Course, I’ll probably never again be able to make love but, at least I’m awake.”
“Ewh.” Brooke said. “How are you Archie?”
Archie just smiled, “I feel like a man Brooke I’m going to be honest with you.”
Michael just patted him on his shoulders, “That’s my boy.”
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2:45 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 45 minutes
“Okay Dave, Michael,” Brooke said as she grabbed a shopping basket. “You two better stay with me and Archie.”
“Brooke,” Michael began, “Were not going to cause a scene in Target.”
“Okay, I need some pantyhose, you two just run-”
“Uh, I wanna go with David and Michael.” Archie blurted out.
“Fine. Just behave okay guys? I don’t want to be banned from here, like at K-mart.” Brooke said sternly
before walking off towards the women’s section.
Archie let out a deep breath, “Dodged a bullet there, right guys?…….Guys?” He turned around and David and Michael were gone. “Ah Nuts.”
Archie began walking around in a panic, ‘Ok,’ he thought to himself, ‘If I had the mind of a child and went thirty hours with out sleep where would I be, in Target.’ His eyes went wide and he looked to his left. He saw the women’s dressing rooms. He swallowed. “Oh God, please no.”
Meanwhile over in the refrigerated section, Michael and David were grabbing bottle after bottle of Starbucks iced coffee. David had about six mochas in his arms and was chugging a French vanilla. A Target employee walked up to the couple.
“Um, excuse me sirs, please don’t drink those-”
David cut him off with a long loud hiss. The employee jumped, “uh, ne-never mind.” He quickly walked away.
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2:46 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 46 minutes
Sweat began to slowly trickle down Archie’s forehead as he slowly inched towards the women’s dressing room. His heart was pounding in his chest; he could hear it in his ears. The embarrassing memories of the Victoria’s Secret incident replayed over and over in his head. He looked over to the desk in front of the dressing room, there was no one there. He swallowed hard as he reached the threshold. He took a deep breath and covered his eyes, and stepped in.
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2:48 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 48 minutes
“Awwh, man, I am fuckin wired men, fuckin wired!” David began; his pupils dilated his heart rate increase as they walked through the toy section.
“I know man, me too.” Michael agreed, wildly nodding his head, “ I-I wanna do something. Like something big, man, something awesome!”
“I know!” David began as he pulled off his shirt, “Let’s do it! Right here in the isle!”
“No Dave I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.”
“Fuck….can I keep my shirt off?”
“I’d be sad if you didn’t.” Michael said quickly, still nodding his head, as they began to walk further down the isle “Oh man.” He laughed, “I am freaking out men, I am freaking out!”
“Me too man, I am tripping balls man, tripping balls.” Suddenly he frowned, “Oh man, maybe this was a bad idea.”
“You know what I’m starting to think that too.”
“Oh man Mikey,” David said as he gripped his hair, “I think I’m dieing.” He cried.
“You are not! You can’t die on me!” Michael said as he gripped David’s arms stopping him in the middle of the isle. Suddenly Michael pulled David into his chest, and crashed his lips against his. David bit down on Michael’s lower lip as he was pushed back against the shelves. He released Michael’s lip and licked at it, making Michael groan. Michael slipped out his tongue and rubbed it against David‘s, making the younger man groan. David wrapped his arms around Michael’s neck as the older man claimed his lips in a rough hard kiss. Michael slowly opened his eyes and saw where in the store they were, he slowly broke the kiss as he continued to look above David.
David squeezed shut his eyes and let out a moan, “Mikey!” He kissed the corner of Michael’s mouth. “Why did you stop?”
Michael just smirked and looked at David, “Look behind you.”
David opened his eyes and looked behind him, his eyes went wide and he looked back to Michael with a huge smile.
“I have an idea.” Michael smiled.
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2:48 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 48 minutes
“D-…David?” Archie squeaked out. “Michael?” He called as he walked into the lady’s dressing room. “Are you guys in here? Please, Brooke is going to kill us.-”
He heard one of the dressing rooms open, “Excuse me?” A soft feminine voice asked.
He quickly took his hand down and looked over to see a very tall, curvy, beautiful woman in the door way of her dressing room. She had long dark auburn hair that fell to the middle of her back, and she was wearing heels and a two piece swim suit. He gulped.
She smiled, “Hi, I was wondering if I could get your honest honest opinion?”
Archie’s eyes went wide and he tried to say, “Sure.” but what came out was more of a “Gahaa?”
She slowly walked towards him, “See, I’m going on a cruise in a couple of days, and of course the top for my bikini was too small, and anyway,” She smiled, “This top? Does it make my chest look too, you know, out there?” She asked turning to the side.
Archie’s lower lip began to quiver as her took in the tall women in the black two piece swim suit with rhinestone skulls. “It…it looks…amazing.” He tried to smile.
“Awh.” She smiled as she tuned back to him, she placed a hand on his cheek, “You are the sweetest thing ever!” She leaned in and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.
His eyes rolled into the back of his head, as the beautiful women kissed his cheek. His knees gave out and he collapsed onto the floor.
The women gasped, “Oh my God I killed him!” She knelt down next to him, and gave him a couple of nudges, “Ohhh,” Se whined, “Why does this always happen?”
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2:50 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 50 minutes
‘Hmmm, should I go with the flesh tone, or the black?’ Brooke thought to herself as she stood in the hosiery section. ‘Black.’ She smiled as she dropped it into her basket, next to two cans of hairspray, a new bra, and several other unmentionables. Suddenly a feeling of dread washed over her. She closed her eyes; David and Michael were doing something stupid. A bike horn made her jump and she turned around, her jaw fell open.
“Hey Brooke!” Michael called, “Look what we found!”
Michael was peddling towards her on a pink children’s sized bike, on the back standing on the spokes bar was a shirtless David, who was gripping hard on Michael’s shoulders. In the small basket attached to the handle bars was David-putty.
“What the…” She walked off the carpet and on to the brightly polished isle floor. “Why…how…Where did you get David-putty?”
“I smuggled him in, in my coat pocket.” Michael said as he began to ride in a small circle around Brooke.
“Why?”
“Why not?”
“Oh Lord.” She groaned, “Why? Why can’t you ever behave?”
“I think I was dropped on my head as a child.” Michael said.
“Why are you not wearing a shirt?”
“Cause ladies love the tum-tum Brookie.” David said.
“Oh God, can you two just do me a favor and just pretend you don’t know me?”
Michael hit the brakes on the handle, and stopped in front of Brooke. David stepped off the spoke bars, but still held on to Mike as he looked to Brooke. Michael’s feet left the peddles and he planted them firmly on the floor, as he sat on the small white and pink seat. He cleared his throat and looked to Brooke.
“Do…do we embarrass you or something?”
Brooke rolled her eyes.
“Because that is news to us, Brooke.” David nodded.
Brooke was about to say something but a tall, pretty women in a bikini who was trying to support an unconscious Archie, interrupted her.
“Excuse me! I need some help!” She cried.
“Oh my- Archie!” Brooke dropped her basket and ran over to her.
“I found him in the dressing room and then I asked him if my swim suit makes my chest look too, you know out there.” She said as she and Brooke laid Archie down on the floor. Michael tossed them his coat, that they put under Archie’s head.
“I think it looks good.” Michael said as he handed David-putty over to David before he got off the bike.
The women smiled at him, “Thank you so much! Oh, anyway, then he past out.”
“Oh man, this always happens! That’s why we couldn’t go to the shore last summer, he kept passing out!” She muttered as she rooted through her purse, “Damn it, I cant find my smelling salts! Usually I always have them, just incase.” She looked over to David, who was holding David-putty against his chest. “Dave! Can you run over to the first aid section and see-”
“Waite!” Michael began as he started pulling off his shoe, “Use my sock!”
“NO!” Archie screamed as he quickly sat up.
They all let out a deep breath, Brooke wrapped her arms around Archie.
“Oh Archie! Don’t scare us like that!”
“Sorry.” Archie smiled as he patted her on the shoulder, she let go of him and he looked over to the pretty lady.
“I’m sorry I made you pass out.” She frowned.
“Uh..no its okay.” He let out a small laugh.
She smiled at him, then looked to her watch, “Oh no, I need to get going! I’m going to be late for my photo shoot for Busty Asians.”
“No way! I thought you looked familiar!” Michael smiled.
The women glared at him, “I’m one of the make up artist.”
“oh.” Michael began, “I’m sorry.”
Brooke slapped her palm against her forehead, and sighed, she looked over to the women, “I’m sorry, he’s…slightly deranged.”
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3:00 p.m. Hours with out sleep: 31
Michael, David, and David-putty sat in the back seat of the car. David nudged Michael’s arm and nodded towards Brooke. Michael wildly shook his head, David furrowed his brow, but Michael just shook his head even harder. David tilted his head and gave him a pout. Michael bit his lower lip, unable to say no to that face, he looked from David to Brooke, then back to David. He swallowed and looked back to Brooke.
“At least you didn’t get banned from Target.” Michael said finally. David slapped Michael’s arm, “What?”
“Just,” Brooke said loudly, “shut up Michael.”
“I can do that.” Michael glared at David who just shook his head and rolled his eyes, then looked out the window.
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3:25 p.m. Hours without sleep: 31 hours and 25 minutes
“Only, an hour and thirty-five minutes.” David smiled as he looked at the clock, as he drank his iced coffee; he was still shirtless and holding David-putty.
“You know, I just thought of something.”
“What?”
“All the caffeine you’ve been drinking, what if when it turns five and you cant go to sleep?”
David looked at the glass bottle in his hands then back to David-putty, “You don’t really think that would happen?”
David-putty shrugged, “It could.”
David’s eyes went wide, “Waite,” He held David-putty in front of his face, “Did you just fuckin talk?”
“I was talking, David.” Archie said as he sat on the couch.
David shifted his eyes, and slowly put down the bottle, “No more coffee.” he nodded.
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4:00 p.m. Hours without sleep: 32
David, still shirtless, and Michael stood in the living room, eating their dinner as Brooke and Archie sat at the dining room table.
“Why are we eating so early?” Archie asked.
“Because.” Brooke said bluntly.
“Because why?”
“Archie, please don’t ask me questions. I am not in a good mood.”
“Sorry.” Archie said before quickly taking a bite of food. He looked over to David and Michael. “Why don’t you
guys come over here and sit with us?”
“There are many reasons why we can’t sit over there.” Michael stated, “One, Brookes pissed, and two-”
“BUUUUUNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!” David yelled as he put his plate down on the coffee table. He bounded over to the sliding glass door and threw it open. He ran out into the back yard, his arms straight up in the air and chased the small rabbit.
Michael stood there with his jaw open as his boyfriend chased the small rodent around the yard, yelling ‘Bunny’. David-putty ran out the door, and chased the rabbit with David. Michael looked over to Brooke as she quickly sat up.
“I need a Tylenol.”
Michael looked back to David as he chased the rabbit. He took two more bites of his dinner and shrugged. He swallowed and then ran out the door. David tripped just as the rabbit ran under the fence. He rolled over on to his back and started laughing as David-putty started widely barking at the small hole in the fence. Michael ran over to David and laid down on top of him.
“OW! Get off!” David laughed.
“Where’d the rabbit go?” Michael laughed.
“Under the fence.”
Michael rolled off of David and onto his stomach on the ground. He gave David-putty’s rear a smack and he turned around and nipped at Michael’s hand.
“Ow! Mean!”
“Wow,” David began, “The ground is really comfy.”
“Yeah, your right.” Michael yawned as David-putty ran off to get one of his toys.
David scooted closer to Michael and closed his eyes, “It’s really …..Comfy.” He said softly.
Michael laid on his side, and wrapped an arm around David; “Yeah…”His eyes suddenly began to shut.
“Real…nice…”
Suddenly they were assaulted by a blast of freaking cold water, they both screamed and hopped onto their feet, panting heavily as they’re clothes became soaked. Michael looked over and saw Archie holding the hose. He turned the spray off.
“Thanks Arch.” Michael said.
“Not a problem.” Archie said as he dropped the hose and walked away.
David smoothed the water out of his hair, “Oh man. That was fucking cold.”
“Yeah, colder than last time.” Michael then let out a laugh.
“What?”
“Nice high beams baby.”
“What?” David looked down and saw how hard his nipples where, and let out a laugh, “Holy shit!” He ran
his fingers over them, “Jesus, I could fuckin cut glass with these!”
“Let me feel.” David moved his hand away and he felt them himself, “Holy shit!”
“I know right?”
“Damn!”
David let out a laugh, “Dude your totally Nertsing!”
“Nertsing?”
“N.E.R.T.S; Nipple erection right through shirt.” He ran his finger over Michael’s wet t-shirt clothed chest.
“Oh my God your right.”
“There not as hard as mine though.”
“No, no, -”
They were cut off by someone clearing there throat. They looked over the fence and saw their neighbor Mrs. Winters looking at the two. Michael and David both dropped their hands.
“G-day.”
“PERVERTS!” She screamed as she reached over the fence and slapped them both on the face. She then turned on her heels and walked back into her house.
David and Michael both blinked. David looked to Michael, “Maybe we should go-”
“Yeah.” They quickly made their way back into the house.
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4:30 p.m. Hours without sleep: 32 and a half
David wrapped a towel around his waist as he walked out of the bathroom and into him and Michael’s bedroom. Michael’s hair was still damp as he changed into his flannel sleep pants and t-shirt.
David shut the door behind him.
“Only 30 minutes!” He smiled as he took off his towel.
“Woo! Sexy!” Michael called at his naked boy friend.
David rolled his eyes and opened one of his drawers to pull out a new pair of underwear. He slipped it on.
“Boo! You whore.” Michael called.
“Sorry babe, no free show for you.”
“I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.” Michael smiled.
David rolled his eyes again, “What are we going to do for 30 minutes?”
Michael walked behind him and kissed his neck, “I can think of something.”
“Tell me.”
“Take off those undies and I’ll show you.”
“Mike, I’m too tired.” David whined.
“Fine.” He said as he gave David’s ass a smack before he left the room, “Grab the connect Four! I
challenge you to a duel!”
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4:45 p.m. Hours with out sleep: 32 and 45 minutes
“Awh Yeah! I win again Bitch!” Michael yelled.
“You don’t have to rub it in Mike.” Archie frowned.
“Yes I do.” Michael said as he leaned back on his hands on the floor. He looked over to David who sat on the floor playing tug-of-war with David-putty, “Go get me a beer bitch.”
“Fuck you.” David scoffed.
“Hey I need to keep you active for the next 15 minutes, so scamper.”
“Fine. Archie go get Michael a beer.”
Archie quickly sat up, “Okay, as long as I don’t have to play Michael again.”
“Fine I’ll play him.” David said, he let go of his side of the rope and scooted over to the coffee table where the Connect Four game was set up.
Michael cracked his knuckles, “You’re going down Bitch.”
“Please stop saying Bitch.” Brooke interrupted as she read a magazine on the couch; she shifted her eyes then looked to Michael, “Bitch.”
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4:50 p.m. Hours with out sleep: 32 and 50 minutes
“My hair hurts.” David said as he rested his chin on the coffee table.
Michael yawned and rubbed his face, “Is it my turn?”
“I’m too tired and too drunk to care.”
“Drunk?”
“Or. Whatever I’m too tired to talk.”
“Should I put the game away?”
David shut his eyes, “Hmm?”
“Huh?”
“I’ll put it away.” Brooke said as knelt on the floor next to the coffee table, and scooped up the connect four pieces and put it into the box. She put the game away and walked off.
Michael yawned, which caused David to yawn, which caused Michael to yawn again.
“Stop yawning!” David yelled.
“Make me!”
“I will!” David snapped.
“Bring it!”
“Oh My God Guys!” Brooke called.
“What?” They both snapped.
“Look at the clock! It’s five! You guys made it!” She smiled.
“We-we-WE Made it?” David smiled as he stood up, smiling. He looked down at Michael. “Mikey! We made it! We fucking made it!”
“Oh my God!” Michael laughed as he stood up. He grabbed David and kissed him. “We did it!”
“We did it!” David laughed as he and Michael hugged, and jumped up and down. Brooke ran over to them and joined the hug.
“You did it!”
“We did it!”
Archie walked into the room, he just shrugged and joined the group hug.
“Oh my god.” David cried when they all stopped jumping, “I’m really tired.”
They all let go, “You two go to bed.” Brooke smiled as she patted their shoulders as they walked off. They both nodded as they yawned and walked away.
“Good night.” They both called as the walked up the steps.
“Good night.” Brooke and Archie said.
Once David and Michael went into their rooms Archie turned to Brooke with a smile, “It’s not 5 o’clock yet.”
Brooke just shrugged, “So I changed the clock, they made it.”
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Michael and David snuggled into each other as they laid under the sheets.
Michael kissed him, “I love you.” Michael smiled as he slipped his eyes shut.
“I love you…”David began snoring. And they Finally got to sleep.
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Holy shit…this was a long fuckin chapter……D8 !! Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Comments would be nice…I’m going to go rest my wrist….owh…
Oh! Before I forget, Next chapter Will…repeat WILL be NC-17!!
Author: Wolviesbabe89 with help from Pandoraeternal
Raeting: R
Disclaimer: I know nothing, I own nothing...
Summery: David got hit in the head by a dog food can thrown at him by Michael, for no real reason whatsoever, he now has a concusion and must stay up for 24 hours. This is part 2 of that epeisode
Authors note: I am an insomniac so this is somewhat inspired by real events...somewhat. I have been known to go off on a completly random ant about something i know nothing about in very public areas when i go 24 hours with no sleep...yes it's very embarressing to be my friend.
Authors note: I dont know who Michael Smerconish is, but apparently (according to a drunk man) he wrote a book. I hear he's a nice guy..who ever the hell he is....
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine
Part Ten
Sorry its so long!!!
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8:00 a.m. Hours with out sleep: 24
“Mike are you sure this is a good idea?” Brooke asked as she stood in the living room watching David and Michael slowly put on their coats.
“Yes, the best way to stay awake is to keep moving, and air horns.” Michael stated.
“But, you guys are insanely tired. It’s been a full day! Your judgment is all out of wack and so is your balance! Plus,” She leaned into Michael and whispered in his ears, “David gets kind of loose lipped when he’s gone with out sleep. “
Michael rolled his eyes as she leaned back, “I promise I won’t let him make a scene.”
“I don’t know, maybe I should go too? We could all go! Me, you two, Archie, we can walk David Putty too!”
She smiled.
“No.” Michael said bluntly.
“Well take off that eye patch at least!”
“Fine,” he huffed as he took it off, he blinked a couple of times and looked around the room, “Holy shit, how’d you get all the way over their?”
Brooke rolled her eyes, “Because you’ve had no depth perception for God knows how many hours!”
“Oh,” He held up his bandaged hand, “So that’s why I burned my hand with coffee some many times.”
“Yeah, which is why I’m going with you!” Brooke said as she went to go grab her coat.
“No.” He said bluntly as he grabbed her hand, “No, I’m going with him.”
“Mike, please I know you feel guilty but, I just don’t want either of you to get hurt, or worse.”
“Brooke, I’m going to take care of him, because he’s my lover, and my best friend. He’s a pal, and a confidant, and if he threw a party, and invited everyone he knew you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend,” He nodded.
Brooke blinked, “Did, did you just laps into the theme song to the Golden Girls?”
Michael thought for a moment, “Maybe.”
Brooke rolled her eyes, “Fine you can go off together, but I will be calling you.”
“Fine.” Michael turned around and saw David resting his forehead against the front door, half asleep,
“David!”
“Ah football practice!” He jumped, “What? I’m awake, I’m awake. I’m I’m” he looked around, “Where’s that hot cheer leader?”
“C’mon, Stud muffin.” Michael sighed as he opened the front door letting David walk out first.
“I swear she was standing right next to me.” he mumbled as he walked out into the bright daylight.
“Sure she was, Dave.” Michael smiled to Brooke as he put his fedora on, “So you’ll call us in a little while, yeah?”
“Yeah.” she said as she walked into the door as Michael left, “Just be careful!” She called.
“We will.” He responded as he put an arm around David.
“She kind of looked like you Mikey.” David said.
Michael paused, “Just put your sunglasses on Dave.”
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8:30 a.m. Hours with out sleep: 24 and a half
“I thought I had to stay awake for Twenty four hours only.” David said as he and Michael walked out of the local Wawa, coffee in hand.
“Yeah well were safe siding it and going with Twenty four hours since you got hit, by me. I’m really sorry about that babe.” Michael said as he kissed the top of David’s head.
“I figure this is punishment enough.” David said before he took a long sip of his pumpkin spice coffee,
“Damn, pumpkins, is there anything they can’t make taste awesome?”
Michael thought for a moment, “Lamp posts.”
“Uh-huh.”
They began walking, heading right for the local park. When the reached it they both grabbed a swing and just chilled as they drank their coffee. They were only a few people hanging around, a couple walking their dog, a small group of emos, and a small group of little fo-gangsters on bikes cursing. Suddenly mid sip, David remembered something that really stuck in his craw.
“You know what I don’t get?”
“What Sugar Foot?”
“People who write books.” He said bluntly.
Michael raised an eyebrow. “You mean authors?”
“Yeah!” He nodded, “What the hell is with them?”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, they all think their just sooo special with their fucking, typewriters and their fucking white out, and their fucking like, like, their lap tops. Oh and their all like ass-holey stuck up people who think their smarter then us!
“Like who?”
David thought for a moment, “Michael Smerconish!”
“Who?”
“Michael Smerconish!”
“Who the hell is Michael Smerconish?”
“He’s a guy who wrote a book.” David said matter of factly.
Michael just nodded, “Okay, well have you read anything he wrote?”
“No! Cuz its all the same fucking thing! ‘Oh I have a published book there for I know everything about life’.
Shut up Michael Smerconish!”
“David, I think you need to calm down.” Michael began.
“Oh look at me I’m Michael Smerconish! I have a bald head! I’m Michael Smerconish! What ever man!” He
yelled as he stood up.
“Uh Dave,” Mike began.
“No- I could write a book! I could totally write a book! 10 times better then any thing Michael Smerconish
wrote!” He stated.
“Oh, and what would you write about?” Michael sighed.
David walked right up to Michael, and said in a low serious tone. “Ninja’s vs. Pirates.”
Michael sighed, “I think that’s a bit played out Dave.”
“Oh I guess all the Michael’s in the world are trying to keep me from writing a book!” He said as he walked back over to his swing.
“Michael Smerconish is trying to keep you from writing a book?”
“I don’t know! Maybe? And if he is, it’s because he knows it’ll be better than anything he wrote.”
“Well what other things would you write about?”
David looked quickly around the park, “Break dancing!” He said loudly, “And burritos! And robots! And this awesome super secret agent! And and you could be the sexy lover of my secret agent!”
“And is this break dancing, burrito loving, robot fighting super secret agent you?”
“Yes, maybe I don’t know stop bothering me!” David snapped as he took another sip from his coffee.
Michael cell phone began to ring, he smiled an answered it, “Hey Brooke…….yeah we’re fine….yes he’s right - oh lord….no he’s fine, he’s just chasing after a rabbit right now…yup yup….hands straight up in the air, running around like a slow child….oh no he’s been okay, well except for when he went on a rant about some guy named Michael Smerconish,“ He paused as Brooke talked to him “He’s a what?” She spoke again, “He’s a lawyer from Philadelphia? How the hell did you know that?….oh…well anyway, David said that he thinks he’s better then him, and that he could write a better book then Michael Smerconish……oh something about robots, and break dancing I don’t know, and frankly I’m too tired to care….alright, he’s coming back over.” Michael paused as David walked back over to him, “How’s it going David?”
David dropped to his knees, “Smerconish.” He shook his head.
“David says ‘Smerconish’…I really hope he stops that soon. Alright we will be back soon, alright, bye.” He closed his phone and looked at David.
“Smerconish.” He whispered.
“How much longer are you going to be on this Smerconish kick?”
“As long as it takes baby. Now kiss me!” He said as he closed his eyes and leaned into Michael.
“Is that from your book?” Michael teased.
“Maybe,” David whispered, “I might work it in there some how.”
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10:00 a.m. Hours without sleep: 26
“Can somebody overdose on caffeine?” David asked as he and Michael walked out of Wawa, new cups of coffee in hand.
“I think so, yeah.” Michael said as they walked down the street.
“Fuck.” David said as he sipped his Mocha alert. “You know what I don’t get?”
“Are you gonna go off on Michael Smerconish again?”
“No. You see, they have vanilla flavored coffee, but not chocolate. I mean I like vanilla, it’s awesome, but chocolate is so much better! I mean why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?”
“Dave, mocha is chocolate flavored coffee.”
David’s eyes went wide, “What?” He looked at his cup and back to Michael, “What? When did- What?”
“That’s chocolate flavored.” Michael said, pointing at David’s cup.
“Why didn’t anybody tell me this?” David asked loudly.
“Uh, I don’t-”
“Fucking Starbucks! Fucking, you know Wawa! I’ve been drinking chocolate coffee for years and I didn’t even know it! God damn you Italy!”
“It’s Arabian, I think.”
“Fucking Italy, with there god damn siestas and their complicated words for coffee!”
“Siestas are a Spanish thing.”
“Whatever! Fuckin- oh my God!” He gasped, his eyes went wide and he shoved his cup of coffee to Michael. “BUNNY!” Michael grabbed David’s coffee before he ran off down the street chasing a rabbit.
Michael blinked hard, confused. He couldn’t believe that his usually level headed boyfriend was now yelling about Michael Smerconish and chasing rabbits down the street.
Michael’s cell phone began to ring; he juggled his two cups of coffee to grab his cell phone out of his pocket. He flipped it open.
“Hello? Oh hey Brooke….no he’s chasing some more rabbits, and yelling at Italy about their coffee.” He paused as Brooke spoke to him, “I don’t know, what are you and Archie doing for lunch?….nah, I’m not in the mood for that…Chinese? Yeah that sounds good. Hold on.” He moved his phone away from his mouth,
“Hey David!” He yelled down the street, David turned and looked to him.
“What?”
“You want Chinese for lunch?”
“Okay.”
“Alright,” Michael said into his phone again, “Chinese it is. Okay…we’ll be home in a little while, alright, bye.” He hung up the phone and looked to David, who was now standing in front of him, smiling.
“Look, Mikey! I caught one!”
Michael’s jaw dropped, “David, that’s a skunk.”
“Oh,” he looked down as it, “Well still I caught it!”
“David, put it down.” Michael said slowly.
David frowned, “Okay.”
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10:30 a.m. Hours without sleep: 26 and a half
“I think I’m dieing.” David said bluntly as he and Michael sat on top of the monkey bars back at the park.
“Lucky.” Michael muttered as he sipped his coffee.
“How much longer?”
“Six and a half.”
David groaned, “So what now?”
“I don’t know; wanna go on the see-saw?” Michael asked.
David thought for a moment, “Okay, just no Cherry Bombing!”
“Cherry Bombing?”
“You never heard of Cherry Bombing?”
“No.”
David grinned, “Awesome.”
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11:30a.m. Hours without sleep: 27and a half
David and Michael both limped into the house.
“Sorry,” Michael began as he shut the door behind David, “I didn’t know that was what ‘Cherry Bombing’ meant.”
“I’d give you a death stare, but I don’t think I have the strength to.” He sighed as he pulled off his coat and hung it up on the rack. Michael just nodded and hung up his own coat as well.
“You guys back?” Brooke called from the kitchen.
“Yeah.” Michael said as he and David walked into the kitchen. Michael stopped and looked around as David sat at the table. The table and most of the counters were cluttered with half filled jars and full Tupperware containers.
“Wat’cha doin?” Michael asked Brooke.
She poked her head out of the fridge, “I’m cleaning out the fridge.” She said, “You wouldn’t believe what I found in here-”
“Oh my God.” David laughed, “I think I’m hallucinating.” David nodded as he picked up a bagged loaf of bread, “This bread is blue.” He laughed.
Brooke snatched it out of his hands and threw it away, “The bread is blue because it’s been in the fridge for four weeks.”
“Who puts bread in the fridge?” Michael asked.
“Some people put bread in the fridge, Mikey.” Brooke stated.
“Why?”
“It keeps it fresher longer.”
“Which is why it’s blue, right?” Michael smiled.
“Mikey!” David hollered, his head on the table, “Little eyeballs are staring at me!”
Brooke rolled her eyes, “Those are olives David.” She said as she grabbed the jar off the table, “Which expired last March.” She tossed them, “Why don’t you boys help me out?”
“Kay.” Michael yawned.
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1: 30 p.m. Hours without sleep: 29 and a half
David and Michael finished helping Brooke clean out the fridge, over and hour ago. Now they were just standing in the living room watching TV. David looked to Michael.
“How much longer?” He croaked out, his voice completely horse.
Michael slowly lifted up his wrist and pulled back his sleeve; he lowered it and slowly turned to David,
“Three and a half.” He said his voice just as scratchy. He gripped David’s shoulder, “Only a few more hours.”
David slowly shook his head, “I really don’t think I can make it Michael.”
“Yes you can! Yes you can!” He said holding David’s face, “You can do this!”
“I don’t think I can.” David squeaked out, his eyes welling with tears, Michael frowned.
“Baby, please don’t get upset.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry, you’re just tired.” Michael smiled, “What you we need to do is find a way to stay awake. Like,” he thought for a moment. He wrapped an arm around David, suddenly his eyes lit up, “a run through the sprinklers.”
David’s eyes went wide, “What?”
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1:40 p.m. Hours without sleep: 29 and 35 minutes
Brooke and Archie stood behind the sliding glass door; their jaws open wide as they looked out into the yard.
“Oh….my…God.” Brooke slowly let out.
“Wh-what are they-”
“Their running through the sprinklers.” Brooke swallowed, “In their underwear.”
“How cold is it outside?
“The Weather channel said the high today was 56.”
“What?” He gasped, “So, the water is-”
“At least 30.”
“Oh wow. Their desperate.”
“Oh no.” Brooke said suddenly as she slapped her palm against her face,
“What?”
“Mrs. Pickenson is looking from her window.” She whispered.
“Well, so is Mrs. Cooper, she was raking her leaves in her backyard.”
“Oh, and so is old lady Winthers. Right their in the bay window with that cat.”
“Oh man.” He looked to the two men and then to Brooke, “looks like fun though.” Archie said clearing his
throat.
Brooke furrowed her brows, “You’re not going out there.”
“What I didn’t say I wanted to run around in the sprinkler, I just said it looked like fun.”
Brooke looked back to the men, and then to Archie, who was bouncing on his heels. She sighed, and opened the sliding glass door, “Go ahead.”
“YES!” Where he stood he ripped off his shirt, shoes, and pants then ran out into the back yard to join the other men.
Brooke just shook her head and looked over to Mrs. Pickenson, who was now looking right at her. Brooke gave her a shaky smile and waved, “Hi Amber.” Mrs. Pickenson then shook her head and closed her blinds.
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2:30 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and a half hours
“Well you two definitely look refreshed.” Brooke said as she drove in her car, David sitting next to her, Michael and Archie in the back. It was true, some of the color had come back to their skin, and there eyes were once again able to focus.
“Yup, nothing like a run through the sprinkler system on a cold day.” David smiled as he sipped his tea. He swallowed, “Course, I’ll probably never again be able to make love but, at least I’m awake.”
“Ewh.” Brooke said. “How are you Archie?”
Archie just smiled, “I feel like a man Brooke I’m going to be honest with you.”
Michael just patted him on his shoulders, “That’s my boy.”
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2:45 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 45 minutes
“Okay Dave, Michael,” Brooke said as she grabbed a shopping basket. “You two better stay with me and Archie.”
“Brooke,” Michael began, “Were not going to cause a scene in Target.”
“Okay, I need some pantyhose, you two just run-”
“Uh, I wanna go with David and Michael.” Archie blurted out.
“Fine. Just behave okay guys? I don’t want to be banned from here, like at K-mart.” Brooke said sternly
before walking off towards the women’s section.
Archie let out a deep breath, “Dodged a bullet there, right guys?…….Guys?” He turned around and David and Michael were gone. “Ah Nuts.”
Archie began walking around in a panic, ‘Ok,’ he thought to himself, ‘If I had the mind of a child and went thirty hours with out sleep where would I be, in Target.’ His eyes went wide and he looked to his left. He saw the women’s dressing rooms. He swallowed. “Oh God, please no.”
Meanwhile over in the refrigerated section, Michael and David were grabbing bottle after bottle of Starbucks iced coffee. David had about six mochas in his arms and was chugging a French vanilla. A Target employee walked up to the couple.
“Um, excuse me sirs, please don’t drink those-”
David cut him off with a long loud hiss. The employee jumped, “uh, ne-never mind.” He quickly walked away.
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2:46 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 46 minutes
Sweat began to slowly trickle down Archie’s forehead as he slowly inched towards the women’s dressing room. His heart was pounding in his chest; he could hear it in his ears. The embarrassing memories of the Victoria’s Secret incident replayed over and over in his head. He looked over to the desk in front of the dressing room, there was no one there. He swallowed hard as he reached the threshold. He took a deep breath and covered his eyes, and stepped in.
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2:48 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 48 minutes
“Awwh, man, I am fuckin wired men, fuckin wired!” David began; his pupils dilated his heart rate increase as they walked through the toy section.
“I know man, me too.” Michael agreed, wildly nodding his head, “ I-I wanna do something. Like something big, man, something awesome!”
“I know!” David began as he pulled off his shirt, “Let’s do it! Right here in the isle!”
“No Dave I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.”
“Fuck….can I keep my shirt off?”
“I’d be sad if you didn’t.” Michael said quickly, still nodding his head, as they began to walk further down the isle “Oh man.” He laughed, “I am freaking out men, I am freaking out!”
“Me too man, I am tripping balls man, tripping balls.” Suddenly he frowned, “Oh man, maybe this was a bad idea.”
“You know what I’m starting to think that too.”
“Oh man Mikey,” David said as he gripped his hair, “I think I’m dieing.” He cried.
“You are not! You can’t die on me!” Michael said as he gripped David’s arms stopping him in the middle of the isle. Suddenly Michael pulled David into his chest, and crashed his lips against his. David bit down on Michael’s lower lip as he was pushed back against the shelves. He released Michael’s lip and licked at it, making Michael groan. Michael slipped out his tongue and rubbed it against David‘s, making the younger man groan. David wrapped his arms around Michael’s neck as the older man claimed his lips in a rough hard kiss. Michael slowly opened his eyes and saw where in the store they were, he slowly broke the kiss as he continued to look above David.
David squeezed shut his eyes and let out a moan, “Mikey!” He kissed the corner of Michael’s mouth. “Why did you stop?”
Michael just smirked and looked at David, “Look behind you.”
David opened his eyes and looked behind him, his eyes went wide and he looked back to Michael with a huge smile.
“I have an idea.” Michael smiled.
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2:48 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 48 minutes
“D-…David?” Archie squeaked out. “Michael?” He called as he walked into the lady’s dressing room. “Are you guys in here? Please, Brooke is going to kill us.-”
He heard one of the dressing rooms open, “Excuse me?” A soft feminine voice asked.
He quickly took his hand down and looked over to see a very tall, curvy, beautiful woman in the door way of her dressing room. She had long dark auburn hair that fell to the middle of her back, and she was wearing heels and a two piece swim suit. He gulped.
She smiled, “Hi, I was wondering if I could get your honest honest opinion?”
Archie’s eyes went wide and he tried to say, “Sure.” but what came out was more of a “Gahaa?”
She slowly walked towards him, “See, I’m going on a cruise in a couple of days, and of course the top for my bikini was too small, and anyway,” She smiled, “This top? Does it make my chest look too, you know, out there?” She asked turning to the side.
Archie’s lower lip began to quiver as her took in the tall women in the black two piece swim suit with rhinestone skulls. “It…it looks…amazing.” He tried to smile.
“Awh.” She smiled as she tuned back to him, she placed a hand on his cheek, “You are the sweetest thing ever!” She leaned in and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.
His eyes rolled into the back of his head, as the beautiful women kissed his cheek. His knees gave out and he collapsed onto the floor.
The women gasped, “Oh my God I killed him!” She knelt down next to him, and gave him a couple of nudges, “Ohhh,” Se whined, “Why does this always happen?”
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2:50 p.m. Hours without sleep: 30 and 50 minutes
‘Hmmm, should I go with the flesh tone, or the black?’ Brooke thought to herself as she stood in the hosiery section. ‘Black.’ She smiled as she dropped it into her basket, next to two cans of hairspray, a new bra, and several other unmentionables. Suddenly a feeling of dread washed over her. She closed her eyes; David and Michael were doing something stupid. A bike horn made her jump and she turned around, her jaw fell open.
“Hey Brooke!” Michael called, “Look what we found!”
Michael was peddling towards her on a pink children’s sized bike, on the back standing on the spokes bar was a shirtless David, who was gripping hard on Michael’s shoulders. In the small basket attached to the handle bars was David-putty.
“What the…” She walked off the carpet and on to the brightly polished isle floor. “Why…how…Where did you get David-putty?”
“I smuggled him in, in my coat pocket.” Michael said as he began to ride in a small circle around Brooke.
“Why?”
“Why not?”
“Oh Lord.” She groaned, “Why? Why can’t you ever behave?”
“I think I was dropped on my head as a child.” Michael said.
“Why are you not wearing a shirt?”
“Cause ladies love the tum-tum Brookie.” David said.
“Oh God, can you two just do me a favor and just pretend you don’t know me?”
Michael hit the brakes on the handle, and stopped in front of Brooke. David stepped off the spoke bars, but still held on to Mike as he looked to Brooke. Michael’s feet left the peddles and he planted them firmly on the floor, as he sat on the small white and pink seat. He cleared his throat and looked to Brooke.
“Do…do we embarrass you or something?”
Brooke rolled her eyes.
“Because that is news to us, Brooke.” David nodded.
Brooke was about to say something but a tall, pretty women in a bikini who was trying to support an unconscious Archie, interrupted her.
“Excuse me! I need some help!” She cried.
“Oh my- Archie!” Brooke dropped her basket and ran over to her.
“I found him in the dressing room and then I asked him if my swim suit makes my chest look too, you know out there.” She said as she and Brooke laid Archie down on the floor. Michael tossed them his coat, that they put under Archie’s head.
“I think it looks good.” Michael said as he handed David-putty over to David before he got off the bike.
The women smiled at him, “Thank you so much! Oh, anyway, then he past out.”
“Oh man, this always happens! That’s why we couldn’t go to the shore last summer, he kept passing out!” She muttered as she rooted through her purse, “Damn it, I cant find my smelling salts! Usually I always have them, just incase.” She looked over to David, who was holding David-putty against his chest. “Dave! Can you run over to the first aid section and see-”
“Waite!” Michael began as he started pulling off his shoe, “Use my sock!”
“NO!” Archie screamed as he quickly sat up.
They all let out a deep breath, Brooke wrapped her arms around Archie.
“Oh Archie! Don’t scare us like that!”
“Sorry.” Archie smiled as he patted her on the shoulder, she let go of him and he looked over to the pretty lady.
“I’m sorry I made you pass out.” She frowned.
“Uh..no its okay.” He let out a small laugh.
She smiled at him, then looked to her watch, “Oh no, I need to get going! I’m going to be late for my photo shoot for Busty Asians.”
“No way! I thought you looked familiar!” Michael smiled.
The women glared at him, “I’m one of the make up artist.”
“oh.” Michael began, “I’m sorry.”
Brooke slapped her palm against her forehead, and sighed, she looked over to the women, “I’m sorry, he’s…slightly deranged.”
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3:00 p.m. Hours with out sleep: 31
Michael, David, and David-putty sat in the back seat of the car. David nudged Michael’s arm and nodded towards Brooke. Michael wildly shook his head, David furrowed his brow, but Michael just shook his head even harder. David tilted his head and gave him a pout. Michael bit his lower lip, unable to say no to that face, he looked from David to Brooke, then back to David. He swallowed and looked back to Brooke.
“At least you didn’t get banned from Target.” Michael said finally. David slapped Michael’s arm, “What?”
“Just,” Brooke said loudly, “shut up Michael.”
“I can do that.” Michael glared at David who just shook his head and rolled his eyes, then looked out the window.
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3:25 p.m. Hours without sleep: 31 hours and 25 minutes
“Only, an hour and thirty-five minutes.” David smiled as he looked at the clock, as he drank his iced coffee; he was still shirtless and holding David-putty.
“You know, I just thought of something.”
“What?”
“All the caffeine you’ve been drinking, what if when it turns five and you cant go to sleep?”
David looked at the glass bottle in his hands then back to David-putty, “You don’t really think that would happen?”
David-putty shrugged, “It could.”
David’s eyes went wide, “Waite,” He held David-putty in front of his face, “Did you just fuckin talk?”
“I was talking, David.” Archie said as he sat on the couch.
David shifted his eyes, and slowly put down the bottle, “No more coffee.” he nodded.
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4:00 p.m. Hours without sleep: 32
David, still shirtless, and Michael stood in the living room, eating their dinner as Brooke and Archie sat at the dining room table.
“Why are we eating so early?” Archie asked.
“Because.” Brooke said bluntly.
“Because why?”
“Archie, please don’t ask me questions. I am not in a good mood.”
“Sorry.” Archie said before quickly taking a bite of food. He looked over to David and Michael. “Why don’t you
guys come over here and sit with us?”
“There are many reasons why we can’t sit over there.” Michael stated, “One, Brookes pissed, and two-”
“BUUUUUNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!” David yelled as he put his plate down on the coffee table. He bounded over to the sliding glass door and threw it open. He ran out into the back yard, his arms straight up in the air and chased the small rabbit.
Michael stood there with his jaw open as his boyfriend chased the small rodent around the yard, yelling ‘Bunny’. David-putty ran out the door, and chased the rabbit with David. Michael looked over to Brooke as she quickly sat up.
“I need a Tylenol.”
Michael looked back to David as he chased the rabbit. He took two more bites of his dinner and shrugged. He swallowed and then ran out the door. David tripped just as the rabbit ran under the fence. He rolled over on to his back and started laughing as David-putty started widely barking at the small hole in the fence. Michael ran over to David and laid down on top of him.
“OW! Get off!” David laughed.
“Where’d the rabbit go?” Michael laughed.
“Under the fence.”
Michael rolled off of David and onto his stomach on the ground. He gave David-putty’s rear a smack and he turned around and nipped at Michael’s hand.
“Ow! Mean!”
“Wow,” David began, “The ground is really comfy.”
“Yeah, your right.” Michael yawned as David-putty ran off to get one of his toys.
David scooted closer to Michael and closed his eyes, “It’s really …..Comfy.” He said softly.
Michael laid on his side, and wrapped an arm around David; “Yeah…”His eyes suddenly began to shut.
“Real…nice…”
Suddenly they were assaulted by a blast of freaking cold water, they both screamed and hopped onto their feet, panting heavily as they’re clothes became soaked. Michael looked over and saw Archie holding the hose. He turned the spray off.
“Thanks Arch.” Michael said.
“Not a problem.” Archie said as he dropped the hose and walked away.
David smoothed the water out of his hair, “Oh man. That was fucking cold.”
“Yeah, colder than last time.” Michael then let out a laugh.
“What?”
“Nice high beams baby.”
“What?” David looked down and saw how hard his nipples where, and let out a laugh, “Holy shit!” He ran
his fingers over them, “Jesus, I could fuckin cut glass with these!”
“Let me feel.” David moved his hand away and he felt them himself, “Holy shit!”
“I know right?”
“Damn!”
David let out a laugh, “Dude your totally Nertsing!”
“Nertsing?”
“N.E.R.T.S; Nipple erection right through shirt.” He ran his finger over Michael’s wet t-shirt clothed chest.
“Oh my God your right.”
“There not as hard as mine though.”
“No, no, -”
They were cut off by someone clearing there throat. They looked over the fence and saw their neighbor Mrs. Winters looking at the two. Michael and David both dropped their hands.
“G-day.”
“PERVERTS!” She screamed as she reached over the fence and slapped them both on the face. She then turned on her heels and walked back into her house.
David and Michael both blinked. David looked to Michael, “Maybe we should go-”
“Yeah.” They quickly made their way back into the house.
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4:30 p.m. Hours without sleep: 32 and a half
David wrapped a towel around his waist as he walked out of the bathroom and into him and Michael’s bedroom. Michael’s hair was still damp as he changed into his flannel sleep pants and t-shirt.
David shut the door behind him.
“Only 30 minutes!” He smiled as he took off his towel.
“Woo! Sexy!” Michael called at his naked boy friend.
David rolled his eyes and opened one of his drawers to pull out a new pair of underwear. He slipped it on.
“Boo! You whore.” Michael called.
“Sorry babe, no free show for you.”
“I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.” Michael smiled.
David rolled his eyes again, “What are we going to do for 30 minutes?”
Michael walked behind him and kissed his neck, “I can think of something.”
“Tell me.”
“Take off those undies and I’ll show you.”
“Mike, I’m too tired.” David whined.
“Fine.” He said as he gave David’s ass a smack before he left the room, “Grab the connect Four! I
challenge you to a duel!”
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4:45 p.m. Hours with out sleep: 32 and 45 minutes
“Awh Yeah! I win again Bitch!” Michael yelled.
“You don’t have to rub it in Mike.” Archie frowned.
“Yes I do.” Michael said as he leaned back on his hands on the floor. He looked over to David who sat on the floor playing tug-of-war with David-putty, “Go get me a beer bitch.”
“Fuck you.” David scoffed.
“Hey I need to keep you active for the next 15 minutes, so scamper.”
“Fine. Archie go get Michael a beer.”
Archie quickly sat up, “Okay, as long as I don’t have to play Michael again.”
“Fine I’ll play him.” David said, he let go of his side of the rope and scooted over to the coffee table where the Connect Four game was set up.
Michael cracked his knuckles, “You’re going down Bitch.”
“Please stop saying Bitch.” Brooke interrupted as she read a magazine on the couch; she shifted her eyes then looked to Michael, “Bitch.”
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4:50 p.m. Hours with out sleep: 32 and 50 minutes
“My hair hurts.” David said as he rested his chin on the coffee table.
Michael yawned and rubbed his face, “Is it my turn?”
“I’m too tired and too drunk to care.”
“Drunk?”
“Or. Whatever I’m too tired to talk.”
“Should I put the game away?”
David shut his eyes, “Hmm?”
“Huh?”
“I’ll put it away.” Brooke said as knelt on the floor next to the coffee table, and scooped up the connect four pieces and put it into the box. She put the game away and walked off.
Michael yawned, which caused David to yawn, which caused Michael to yawn again.
“Stop yawning!” David yelled.
“Make me!”
“I will!” David snapped.
“Bring it!”
“Oh My God Guys!” Brooke called.
“What?” They both snapped.
“Look at the clock! It’s five! You guys made it!” She smiled.
“We-we-WE Made it?” David smiled as he stood up, smiling. He looked down at Michael. “Mikey! We made it! We fucking made it!”
“Oh my God!” Michael laughed as he stood up. He grabbed David and kissed him. “We did it!”
“We did it!” David laughed as he and Michael hugged, and jumped up and down. Brooke ran over to them and joined the hug.
“You did it!”
“We did it!”
Archie walked into the room, he just shrugged and joined the group hug.
“Oh my god.” David cried when they all stopped jumping, “I’m really tired.”
They all let go, “You two go to bed.” Brooke smiled as she patted their shoulders as they walked off. They both nodded as they yawned and walked away.
“Good night.” They both called as the walked up the steps.
“Good night.” Brooke and Archie said.
Once David and Michael went into their rooms Archie turned to Brooke with a smile, “It’s not 5 o’clock yet.”
Brooke just shrugged, “So I changed the clock, they made it.”
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Michael and David snuggled into each other as they laid under the sheets.
Michael kissed him, “I love you.” Michael smiled as he slipped his eyes shut.
“I love you…”David began snoring. And they Finally got to sleep.
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Holy shit…this was a long fuckin chapter……D8 !! Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Comments would be nice…I’m going to go rest my wrist….owh…
Oh! Before I forget, Next chapter Will…repeat WILL be NC-17!!