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[ciwey]

Title: David Cook is a Plump Whore
Author: meowlina and hawkens. I just filled in the gaps. x)
Summary: Prostitute Johns needs to finagle a certain male firefighter a chicken butt. AU SMUT
Rating: sooooooo NC-17
Disclaimer: This is very very very NOT TRUE, and may the flyboys never lay perineum on this fic.
Warnings: hardcore kink. improper use of a Chikezie.
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[meowlina]

omg REMIX

In the eternal words of Fearless Leader Kara, "ROFFLEMAOW ALL OVER TOWN."

[hawkens]

OMG

I AM BOTH CONFUSED AND SCARED BUT I WILL NOT DENY THAT I LAUGHED OUT LOUD REPEATEDLY. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE WOKEN MY STEPSISTER.

[thejoker]

THAT LAST LINE. SO MUCH FUCKING WIN.

*lols all over town*

[hawkens]

And scarily he only changed one word from the last line from the original, I wonder what that says about the original LOL <3

[ciwey]

Correction: Mena only changed one word. She was the one who changed words; I was the one who provided said words without knowing the context.

[hawkens]

Well you did not tell me this. ROLF. I <3 you Ciwey for the words you provided. They're pretty special.

Even though this still breaks my brain. ;)

[thethingiswhat]

This is cracking me up so much!

And it's really funny because over this summer me and my best friend were going to try to write a "Mav Libs" but we never got around to it.

[wheezie_v]

Real quick, just wanted to say that "improper use of a Chikezie" just might be the greatest warning in the storied history of fanfiction. I'm just saying.
Also, I think I need to be institutionalized after reading that. Because I think its sheer madness and pervyness snapped my brain clean in half. So kudos to all of you!