US vs USSR
It's amazing how US political jokes get to sound more like Soviet jokes every day.
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR, After his talk he offers questions time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name " Stanley ," responds
the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't
have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George
says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right questions. Who has a
question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out asks him
his name. "Steve" he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually. I have 6 questions, First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell
go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to
Stanley?"
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR, After his talk he offers questions time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name " Stanley ," responds
the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't
have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George
says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right questions. Who has a
question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out asks him
his name. "Steve" he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually. I have 6 questions, First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell
go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to
Stanley?"