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i had tied my shoelaces together during recess and i couldnt undo the knot, so i asked you to help me untie it before our teacher saw. you couldnt do it either so we had to cut my shoelaces off with a pair of those multicolored crayola scisors. in fifth grade we buried a suitcase full of junk and old school papers and buried it in your backyard, hoping we would dig it up someday and have these great memories like those cheesy teen movies. a year later we dug up the suitcase, but it was full of water, sand, rotting paper, and bugs, so we just threw it away because the smell made me throw up.