Smitty Facts
Steve Smith uses e before i as he pleases.
Steve Smith once punched himself in the face, he won’t even tell us what happened. He can't even remember what happened!
Steve Smith was born caesarian. Doctors had nothing to do with it.
One night Steve Smith took a 10 p.m. trolley home. He still refuses to give it back.
Keary Colbert and some other receivers that nobody knows about did not suit three consecutive games. Jake Delhomme didn't notice until he was looking for Colbert to pay up on a Rose Bowl bet. Steve Smith beat up Jake for momentarily looking away from him until Jake pronounced "jambalaya" in two syllables.
During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Steve Smith.
Next year the NFL will rename the technique of a "stiff arm" to a "smith arm." Oh yeah and only he Steve Smith can use it.
When asked for his thoughts on vegetarians, Steve Smith said: “If god didn’t want us to eat animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat…Fool.”
Steve Smith was so on fire against the Bears that players thought that Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Daisy, knocked over another lantern and burned the city down.
Chicago was partially named after Steve Smith's go route.
Steve Smith was such a good football player at Utah that the state now likes black people.
Steve Smith can break a man's jaw by yelling at him.
Steven A Smith grew up being called Steve Smith until the real Steve Smith told him, "QUITE FRANKLY, you don't deserve the name."
Steven A replied, "Can I keep the name?"
Steve Smith said, "na." And place those letters between Steve and Smith.
Steve Smith beat up on the Giants so bad, New Yorkers started watching a Rangers game. Good God! It's hockey!
Steve Smith heard the saying, "You can't spit on Superman's cape." He decided to try it, but Superman told him the cape was still in the wash from the day before when Steve Smith wiped his ass with it.
Steve Smith is so fast, the Matrix gets a "fatal error message" when trying to mess with him.
At the Bears game, the wind faked a fever because of what he heard Steve Smith did to other types of weather. Let's just say snow doesn't venture off the mountains for too long.
Oh. In the time you've read these facts, Steve Smith has scored eight touchdowns. Crap! Make that nine.
Steve Smith once punched himself in the face, he won’t even tell us what happened. He can't even remember what happened!
Steve Smith was born caesarian. Doctors had nothing to do with it.
One night Steve Smith took a 10 p.m. trolley home. He still refuses to give it back.
Keary Colbert and some other receivers that nobody knows about did not suit three consecutive games. Jake Delhomme didn't notice until he was looking for Colbert to pay up on a Rose Bowl bet. Steve Smith beat up Jake for momentarily looking away from him until Jake pronounced "jambalaya" in two syllables.
During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Steve Smith.
Next year the NFL will rename the technique of a "stiff arm" to a "smith arm." Oh yeah and only he Steve Smith can use it.
When asked for his thoughts on vegetarians, Steve Smith said: “If god didn’t want us to eat animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat…Fool.”
Steve Smith was so on fire against the Bears that players thought that Mrs. O'Leary's cow, Daisy, knocked over another lantern and burned the city down.
Chicago was partially named after Steve Smith's go route.
Steve Smith was such a good football player at Utah that the state now likes black people.
Steve Smith can break a man's jaw by yelling at him.
Steven A Smith grew up being called Steve Smith until the real Steve Smith told him, "QUITE FRANKLY, you don't deserve the name."
Steven A replied, "Can I keep the name?"
Steve Smith said, "na." And place those letters between Steve and Smith.
Steve Smith beat up on the Giants so bad, New Yorkers started watching a Rangers game. Good God! It's hockey!
Steve Smith heard the saying, "You can't spit on Superman's cape." He decided to try it, but Superman told him the cape was still in the wash from the day before when Steve Smith wiped his ass with it.
Steve Smith is so fast, the Matrix gets a "fatal error message" when trying to mess with him.
At the Bears game, the wind faked a fever because of what he heard Steve Smith did to other types of weather. Let's just say snow doesn't venture off the mountains for too long.
Oh. In the time you've read these facts, Steve Smith has scored eight touchdowns. Crap! Make that nine.