Funny Convo *me, catty, & nasty neil*

Dec 22, 2005 04:53

Catty : then i got you a coconut
Catty : the fun comes in how the fuck to get that sucker open
Dizzle : coconut - get the hammer catty
Dizzle : and a towel for some reason
Dizzle : a nail?
Dizzle : OH SHIT
Catty : hahaha
Dizzle : drink that shit
Dizzle : NO-smell it!!!
Catty : IT TASTES LIKE THE URINE OF SOME SORT OF RODENT
Catty : my tounge buuuuurns!!
Catty : we bought a coconut
Dizzle : so there was this coconut
Catty : it's an intsta-party
Dizzle : and poof--party!!
Catty : you have to crack it open first and then get the genie inside to grant your wish
Dizzle : crack it open too hard, and you kill the genie with a nail and hammer
Nasty Neil : so u killed the genie
Dizzle : i still dont understand how you're actually SUPPOSED to get the damn things open
Dizzle : and all those deserted island movies, with people eating the coconuts and drinking their milk... it's a lie
Nasty Neil : well back in india we used to crack open coconuts by hitting them with bamboo sticks
Catty : you use your inner strength, only the wisest and strongest can recieve the genie's wish
Catty : grantation
Dizzle : coconut + bamboo stick = NO OPEN COCONUT
Dizzle : not lynchburgian coconuts at least
Catty : = pissed off panda
Dizzle : LMAO = pissed off catty
Catty : I AM NOT A PANDA
Dizzle : haha i know... but just know that even if we can't get the coconut open, you can still eat the bamboo...
Dizzle : because you're a vegetarian, not because you're a panda
Catty : hahahahha
Catty : you can't lie to me
Nasty Neil : i love eating bamboo
Catty : i know you're all trying to get me to accept my spirit animal
Nasty Neil : in india we use to smoke it
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