An intro of sorts!

[the_favored]

God dammit. That's a bit pointless. Damning God and all that. Sinners, and saints. Life and death. Heaven and Hell. A boat... what's there to say about a boat floating through only God knows where, taking us to uncharted locations... and having barely eligible "wardens" watch over "inmates" in hopes of reforming them back to what societies assume

Comments

[stayandgloat]

I can't believe you're whining about whatever celestial powers to whom you ascribe the title of "God", dumping you here in a position of power.

I mean, when my assorted Gods screwed me over, they really went above and beyond the call of duty to leave me completely fucked, then surrounded me with people I hated.

I suppose what I'm saying here is that my god's are better than your god's.

[the_favored]

Ya know what? I wont put it past you that you're God is better than mine. After all my God just created life in seven days, your "assorted Gods" probably pushed and shoved to create human life in one natal shove. Birthing the entire universe in one nasty, runny bowel movement.

At least my God doesn't shit out things he creates.

Then again, are we really lowering ourselves to arguing who's God is better than who's?

Ethan read the comics, so he assumes that you're SOME Kind of mage.

[stayandgloat]

Have you seen the universe lately? If your god claims that this comes from anything other than a particularly potent bodily function then he's taking the piss.

He's just embarrassed about spending seven days constipated before he could do it.

And of course we are, it's an ancient and noble tradition amongst magicians. The "Pointless Bitch Fight".

This is the movie-verse Constantine... but none the less some sort of magic involved.

[the_favored]

Oh yes, because every God can pull a world out of their hat with the simple "Abracadabra" bullshit.

Oh, I must have missed that tradition in my "Magicians 101" manual. You seem versed in it, what comes next? Hexing?

[stayandgloat]

Well, if yours can't then I assume that means you're agreeing with me, that mine are better.

And no, after the "Pointless Bitch Fight", comes the "Months of resentment", then the "Year long Feud" then when you've sort of distantly harassed each other for long enough? Then comes the Hexing.

This is why Covens only work if everyone in them is shagging.

[the_favored]

I don't know if my God can, I've never seen him wear a hat before. He's awfully good at damning people to Hell, and making them live out their lives in awesome fear of his wrath, though.

Oh yeah, silly me. I haven't got past the "Am I really a magician?" chapter. I guess comprehending the fact that I can pull rabbits out of peoples asses hasn't settled in yet.

Is this a passive aggressive way to get me into bed? Are you hitting on me?