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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jocelyn!

1. Jocelyn is the world's smallest mammal.
2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Jocelyn can not.
3. The risk of being struck by Jocelyn is one occurence every 9,300 years.
4. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jocelyn.
5. South Australia was the first place to allow Jocelyn to stand for parliament.
6. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Jocelyn to reach the earth's core.
7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Jocelyn would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
8. Jocelyn can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
9. A lump of Jocelyn the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
10. The most dangerous form of Jocelyn is the bicycle.