☆ 12th Edict [Video]

[the_ever_king]

You.

[There are very few people in the world who could ever could really visibly upset the centuries-old King of En. Lucky for you, you get to see one of them, thanks to the natural impeccable timing of the video feed. The situation is simple, even comic to some. Shouryuu is situated right at the threshold of his room's entryway, looking inside his

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[prettiest_king]

[He seems pretty unperturbed by the threat.]

How crass. I'm just doing you a favor.

[the_ever_king]

[Have a pained, twitching smile that is about as sincere as truth would be to a chronic liar.] Then I will make sure to return it twenty-fold the next time I make a diplomatic trip to Han.

[prettiest_king]

[Well in that case, he will just be finishing up the final touches in your room. :)]

You're such an uncivilized ape, making threats like that to me.

[the_ever_king]

[As soon as he returns to En, he is making a law in which any and all changes to his room and wardrobe done without his consent by anyone from another country constitutes a full-blown invasion upon En. Enjoy your reign while it lasts, you pink bastard. Your days are numbered.]

Oh-ho, it's not a threat. It's a promise.

[prettiest_king]

[I can just see the look of sheer confusion on En's ministers.]

Ah, even more fitting of an ape king, then. Fine, I'm finished anyway. Though I fear no amount of re-decorating can save you.

[the_ever_king]

[But there is method to his madness.]

And I fear no amount of jewelry or fine clothes can ever cover up how pitiful you really are.

[prettiest_king]

[This is true, but it still makes the ministers weep.]

Just because you enjoy looking like a brute doesn't mean the rest of us do.