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10 9 things I should be doing instead of just lying around
1. Train.
2. Train some more. (Can't be the best in the Tribe if you don't train. After all, the kids need their role model.)
3. Yell at the kids who keep on making out just outside our house. (What is it with damn forests that's so erotic? There are people around, dammit!)
4. Bust into that damn city, look for whatshisname, and prove that their civilization is as barbaric as what he thinks ours is.
5. Get off my ass and eat lunch. (...Except I forgot to tell Minato that we don't have any food anymore. Pffft. It's not as if he still stays here or something. He can sleep on his Kage table for all I care.)
6. ...Clean three months worth of dirt. Or have someone do it.
7. Visit the old guy in the hospital. (He gives good advice, really. Maybe I should also bring him something.)
8. Get smashed. Preferably with someone. Con him into paying the bill.
9. Drag Minato's pansy ass back home (and tie him to the bed).
10. Bring down the blue curtains and disassemble the crib.
1. Train.
2. Train some more. (Can't be the best in the Tribe if you don't train. After all, the kids need their role model.)
3. Yell at the kids who keep on making out just outside our house. (What is it with damn forests that's so erotic? There are people around, dammit!)
4. Bust into that damn city, look for whatshisname, and prove that their civilization is as barbaric as what he thinks ours is.
5. Get off my ass and eat lunch. (...Except I forgot to tell Minato that we don't have any food anymore. Pffft. It's not as if he still stays here or something. He can sleep on his Kage table for all I care.)
6. ...Clean three months worth of dirt. Or have someone do it.
7. Visit the old guy in the hospital. (He gives good advice, really. Maybe I should also bring him something.)
8. Get smashed. Preferably with someone. Con him into paying the bill.
9. Drag Minato's pansy ass back home (and tie him to the bed).
10. Bring down the blue curtains and disassemble the crib.