Fic: Contact, NC17-ish

[kabeyk]

Title: Contact
Author: kabeyk
Rating: Adult-y. Mild porn.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: It's a purely business arrangement.
Notes: Cheque #21 - Harry to Draco: I promise to sleep on the wet patch. I was drunk when I claimed this, for which I blame scoradh. Much love to the gorgeous wildestranger for reading this through.

Comments

[stellastars]

Oooh! That was fantastic! The interactions between Harry and Draco were great. Plus, you write an excellent Draco, with just the write mix of snottiness and vulnerability.

Two lines that I really loved...
...if he went round the houses delivering classified information like a twinkle-eyed milkman... -- I loved the image.

The idea of sex in a bed was becoming as enticing and fetishistic to him as the thought of rough-and-dirty-with-the-wall-digging-into-your-spine probably was to bored married couples. -- not that I'm in a position to really know, but that strikes me as very, very true.

[kabeyk]

I actually really like writing Draco, and I've no idea why I don't do it more often. He's just so nasty and pathetic, and somehow cool and comedic all at once. And he's pretty, heh.

Heh, you win the prize for quoting back my favourite line! It made me think of that episode of Father Ted with the milkman in, heh. (If you can remember the milkman's name I will love you forever, because I just can't get it, argh.)

Hee, thank you. You definitely win and the quoting thing.x

kxx

[stellastars]

Yay for prizes!

Actually, as an American, I'm not familiar with "Father Ted." However, (with the offer of undying love!) I tried looking it up... Now, I've no clue if this is right, but my source says there was a milkman on the show with the name Pat Mustard... Is that correct?

[kabeyk]

Yes! *love*

Oh, I know, I should just google these things myself, before they drive me crazy. Thank you! Oh, you should watch it, it's funny. The milkman is shagging everyone, and there's lots of suspiciously hairy babies at the baby show. Hee.

Sorry. Thanks!

kxx

[stellastars]

The milkman is shagging everyone, and there's lots of suspiciously hairy babies at the baby show.
*snickers*

You're welcome! I was researching a few other subjects up at the time, so it was no trouble at all to look it up. www.wikipedia.org just happened to have a surprisingly detailed entry on "Father Ted!" It did sound quite amusing, so I may have to try to find it!

[kabeyk]

It's great and mad, so long as you're not a massively strict Catholic who gets offended at jokes about the Catholic church. Heh.

Thank yoooou.x

kxx

[stellastars]

*g* The article mentioned the same warning. But I'm not Catholic and it takes an awful lot to offend me.

You're welcome! It gave me a great excuse to learn something new!

[kabeyk]

Heh.x Oh, now I wish I could watch my Father Ted DVDs without it crashing my laptop.

I will use my Blackadder icon, because I don't have a Father Ted one.

kxx