Mar 22, 2010 23:05
a) I carry a bottle of Tabasco sauce in my military gear wherever I go to add to rations, canteen food and other random goodies. I won't leave home without it.
b) I used to really love the colour green, but it's been years since I've been that passionate about it.
c) I haven't been able to cry for well over a year, unless it's been in pain. Not since she left.
d) I only wear boxer-briefs.
e) I find zip up hoodies to be completely un-tasteful on me.
f) I do not have the same reservations about Hawaiian shirts.
g) I calm myself by gently rubbing my right cheek, near my nose.
h) I have a profound love for sausages.
i) I only sleep on my back.
j) I have almost no shame, almost no regret, a huge amount of embarrassment, live in a world of such joy and bliss and suppress massive anger each living second. I'm capable of such trust, yet you'd be hard pressed to find me giving it out anymore, but you can trust me - at least I'm honest.
indignant indignation,
calm-am-it-tea,
you gotta do the cooking by the book,
his imperial highness,
full frontal nerdity,
i'm not bulletproof,
câlice tabernac ostie,
meme-pires,
how was i to know - you'd steal the show,
clothes make the man,
sleep woes,
hostile elements will be deleted,
hurricane may,
appropriate song selections,
lust and food and violence,
profound-ity,
putting the tent in pretentious