Phil's Awards Show 2009

[the_epic]

It's that time of year again...time for Phil's Yearly Awards show. The awards for my fellow eljayers shall be given out in a few weeks.
Behold, the categories:

Best Eljay Name
Most Ridiculous Eljay Interest
Best Slash Pairing
Best Poster
Most Homosexual Straight Man
Best New Artist
Best Fight
Best Commenter
Best Legs
Most Terrifying
Song of the Year
No Sense of Decorum
Best Adventure Facilitator
Worst Poster
Favorite Redhead
Best Person Named After a Month
Worst Meme
Biggest Douche
Most Evil
Most Improved "Emily"
Best Girl with Glasses
Person of the Year