Book to the Face

[the_epic]

I get a degree of amusement from people using the threat of defriending me on Facebook as if it might strangely get me to apologize for their own asshattery. But then again I suppose it pretty much is a way of life for some people, though I wonder what manner of person breaks down and relents under such pressure. Now livejournal defriending, that's

Comments

[uncut_diamond]

Oh Phil. I could never defriend you.

[the_epic]

I should hope not, the world needs the sort of class only we can provide.

[uncut_diamond]

Don't forget the wit and charm.

[the_epic]

I figured it was just implied.

[uncut_diamond]

Best to be safe.

[the_epic]

I would also mention the brilliance.

[uncut_diamond]

and we are polite, well mannered lads as well

[the_epic]

Except when presented by those undeserving of our niceties.

[uncut_diamond]

Right. Swashbucklers.

[the_epic]

Well, I'm ok with a little swashbuckling.

[uncut_diamond]

Et Moi? Oui!

[the_epic]

I think you need a great hat.

[uncut_diamond]

Explain, please.

[the_epic]

Well that's all part of the swashbuckling, non? Amazing hats and wenching all around.

[uncut_diamond]

fancy duds and swords as well
I can only do one of those right now.

[the_epic]

Fancy duds it is!