Wayne Palpatine, Reigning Emperor
Hey gang, I'm back from another trip to Kessel... ya know... same old same old.
I'm gonna tell you a little about me... it's Me Time today.
I usually just have my friends call me The Emperor or my last name, Palpatine, but before I became the Totally Supreme Leader Of The Galactic Empire everyone just called me by my first name, Wayne.
Darth and I drank a lot of Budweiser, smoked a lot of pot, listened to a lot of Aerosmith... good times. I knew even then, though, that I'd conquer the whole world... so I made this hat that says I owned the whole world... it says "Wayne's World"... Here's a picture of me and Darth hanging out back in the day.
That's me on the left, Wayne, owner of the world... and that's Darth on the right.
Yeah, we used to have a lot of fun before we got so busy exterminating Jedis, destroying planets, opressing the galaxy, etc. Every now and then, though, we'll hang out like we used to. We crank up "Janie's Got A Gun" in my throne room and headbang with my guards! Sometimes we'll still say "Schwing!" when we turn on our lightsabers, too. Heheheh.
Oh, and there was this one time Darth's kid came over and he showed me his lightsaber.
I was like "Hi, welcome to Wayne's World, I'm the owner of the universe, Wayne, and with me as always is Garth... I mean Darth... yeah..." Luke was all like "Cool. Hey check out this badass lightsaber I made!" So I was like "Okay. Wow... this is most excellent! Party on!" And Darth was like "Party on, Wayne" and I was like "Party on, Garth, I mean Darth! Party on!"
I'm gonna tell you a little about me... it's Me Time today.
I usually just have my friends call me The Emperor or my last name, Palpatine, but before I became the Totally Supreme Leader Of The Galactic Empire everyone just called me by my first name, Wayne.
Darth and I drank a lot of Budweiser, smoked a lot of pot, listened to a lot of Aerosmith... good times. I knew even then, though, that I'd conquer the whole world... so I made this hat that says I owned the whole world... it says "Wayne's World"... Here's a picture of me and Darth hanging out back in the day.
That's me on the left, Wayne, owner of the world... and that's Darth on the right.
Yeah, we used to have a lot of fun before we got so busy exterminating Jedis, destroying planets, opressing the galaxy, etc. Every now and then, though, we'll hang out like we used to. We crank up "Janie's Got A Gun" in my throne room and headbang with my guards! Sometimes we'll still say "Schwing!" when we turn on our lightsabers, too. Heheheh.
Oh, and there was this one time Darth's kid came over and he showed me his lightsaber.
I was like "Hi, welcome to Wayne's World, I'm the owner of the universe, Wayne, and with me as always is Garth... I mean Darth... yeah..." Luke was all like "Cool. Hey check out this badass lightsaber I made!" So I was like "Okay. Wow... this is most excellent! Party on!" And Darth was like "Party on, Wayne" and I was like "Party on, Garth, I mean Darth! Party on!"