Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married...
So Aaron and I have been working on our wedding website this afternoon, and we had to write a section about each of us as an individual. We came up with some stunning ideas, but I'm sorry to say that we can not seriously put them up on the actual wedding website. I needed to share them with some of the world, though, so...you're welcome, LJ friends:
Erica:
Born on a cold night in February of 1984, Erica began her quest to find her soulmate. She knew that in order to find true love and happiness, she would need to hold off and wait until the early part of the 2000 decade at West Virginia University. Receiving nothing but the best of grades with little to no effort, she decided to focus on her romantic life and continue on her quest. Suffering emotional injuries due to previous relationships gone awry, Erica found herself in Bent Willey's one night doing the ice luge with blue UV vodka. Next thing she knew, a prince in shining armor [Aaron N. Berg] swept her off her feet and made her the promise that he would never make her feel so bad that she'd need to do the ice luge for the rest of eternity. Glancing down at the blue liquid that had dripped on her pants, she knew she had no choice but to comply with this stranger's promises of happiness and love. Could this be the one she'd been on her quest to find since 1984? Nearly five years have flown by since that fateful night, and they've all been happily spent with Aaron Nicholas Berg. The only logical thing to do next is get hitched, which will be happening on June 18, 2011.
Aaron:
Born: 4/16/84
Hair: Brown, but balding (only flaw)
Favorite joint of hand: Left pointer finger distal interphalangeal joint
Types approximate 73 words per minute
Favorite medieval weapon: mace
Found a woman named Erica Zablackas. Was the one. Took her out. Got engaged later on. Getting married. Book it. Done.
Erica:
Born on a cold night in February of 1984, Erica began her quest to find her soulmate. She knew that in order to find true love and happiness, she would need to hold off and wait until the early part of the 2000 decade at West Virginia University. Receiving nothing but the best of grades with little to no effort, she decided to focus on her romantic life and continue on her quest. Suffering emotional injuries due to previous relationships gone awry, Erica found herself in Bent Willey's one night doing the ice luge with blue UV vodka. Next thing she knew, a prince in shining armor [Aaron N. Berg] swept her off her feet and made her the promise that he would never make her feel so bad that she'd need to do the ice luge for the rest of eternity. Glancing down at the blue liquid that had dripped on her pants, she knew she had no choice but to comply with this stranger's promises of happiness and love. Could this be the one she'd been on her quest to find since 1984? Nearly five years have flown by since that fateful night, and they've all been happily spent with Aaron Nicholas Berg. The only logical thing to do next is get hitched, which will be happening on June 18, 2011.
Aaron:
Born: 4/16/84
Hair: Brown, but balding (only flaw)
Favorite joint of hand: Left pointer finger distal interphalangeal joint
Types approximate 73 words per minute
Favorite medieval weapon: mace
Found a woman named Erica Zablackas. Was the one. Took her out. Got engaged later on. Getting married. Book it. Done.