Update.
I'm swelling up pretty good -- nothing worrying, but I'm definitely going to have two black eyes, it's going to be a couple of days at least before I can wear my contacts, and longer than that before I can wear my glasses. I'll be skimming LJ periodically, but I have to hold the computer so close to my face that it's awkward to type for long. Those of you who have my phone number, calling is a better way to get ahold of me for the next couple of days.