Ahahhah oh man, fashion industry, you are SO WEIRD.

Nov 23, 2008 20:47

Urban Outfitters uses the boniest, slouchiest models I have ever seen. The photographer's posed them all like they've been replacing calories with heroin for so long that they don't have enough muscle tone to straighten up for the time it takes the shutter to click.

Seriously, I'm used to being unable to predict what clothes will look like on me because I'm built on totally different lines than the models. I'm not used to being unable to predict what clothes will look like on me because the models are unable to remain perpendicular to the floor. I just want to pull them all aside and say, "Ladies, please let me introduce you to two of my good friends: Push-ups and Burritos."

wtf, i am occasionally a girl

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