my conversation with god.

[the_dreamer1311]

Me:
 what does it all mean?
God:
""?  What does it  all mean?
Me:
 life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
 yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
 of coarse you do
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
 should grandpa stop dialysis?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
 so i should ask a doctor?
God:
Gosh!  What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
 you aren't making any sense
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
 i would assume that you would
God:
What would make you  assume that me would?
Me:
 what if i told you i didn't think you were really god
God:
Go ahead and tell.
Me:
 i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
 i don't think you are really god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
 what is that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
 what do i do when i assume?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
 asked them what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 what would i ask my friends?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
 i see.